As someone who honestly loved this movie, I still have to say...
It was still an incredible chore to sit through.
Moulin Rouge! is most certainly a love-it-or-hate-it film, but not so much the concept but the execution. I love the idea of a Hollywood musical that isn't afraid to incorporate modern songs into a classic story, and tells that story with real power and emotion.
But man, there were some things that I really hated:
1. Ewan McGregor. His face. His overacting. Everything about this character I hated. His performance was so contrived and his romance with Satine felt completely unbelievable and pathetic. I don't know why Luhrmann fell so in love with this guy. He isn't cute, he isn't charming, just really, really, annoying. I hate how he screamed so much of his songs and was such a dramatic mess 24/7. Maybe that's what the movie called for, but for the average viewer, it's ingratiating.
2. The cheap look of the film. The movie felt like such a hot mess and looked poorly executed. The CGI looked like crap and as a whole, the set felt randomly thrown together.
3. The overacting of much of the characters. Satine during Christian's "poetry reading." The Duke. Need I say more? This movie is exhausting.
4. The editing. We couldn't have a shot lasting more for than 3 seconds at all? Even when it really mattered?
Sadly, these things are a huge problem for me. I loved the Roxanne scene and how it was intercut with Satine and the Duke. The power of emotion was palpable. I loved the little bit at the end of the credits ("This story is about...")
I loved this movie after seeing that last bit of the credits. I really felt like Baz was trying to create a movie about love, however chaotic or troubling it may be, and for the most part he succeeded. I am a romantic, and so I loved this movie, but the movie's flaws really kill it when it matters.
2/5.
The world looks to Sweden.