Yo, I ain't no Christian, But...

Isn't it a bit F@cking Stupid that Da Biggest Baddest Irish Patron Pimp gots to make some Bullsh!t Magic Sh!t just to baptise some Pagan F@ckers?

Yeah, Moses done some Badass magic on Egypt! But he ain't went all the mof@cking way back to Convert their Ass, did he? Hellz No. he went to punish them with great fury and all that sh!t.
And This Cracker comes back like he just bought All of Ireland, starts torching the place, lighting fires, doing a vader-death-hold, time-freezing, bullet-time...He ain't no godamm Jesus, yo! he's a Patron Saint!

This thang... is a TV MOVIE, Ya'll! why the hell would you go about making Ol' St. Patrick-O'-Matic some goddamm Gandalf!

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Now seriously, this film makes it less about changing the belief of someone to the spiritual awakening and the ancient spreading of the christian faith...and more about performing parlor tricks to prove the control of God over the physical world. a blatantly misguided storytelling that tells more legend than truth and thus making a mockery of history aswell as faith.