I Simply Don't Believe It,
THIS ISN'T IN THE BOTTOM 100?!?!?!?!?!
shareSorry,not enough votes.A movie needs to have a minimum of votes to get into the bottom top 100.I think that number is 1000.
So tell a friend
Only proves that BILLIONS upon TRILLIONS of people don't know what the worst movies truly are...
shareWell,MST3K didn't do it,that's a big difference.You've seen it,I've seen it,the great amount of 10 commenters have seen it.I would say show it to the world but I kinda like the world so don't.By the way,I noticed the additional problem that's it's rating is too high!Don't ask me how that ever happened
shareme either. I used to think A NIGHT TO DISMEMBER and VIOLENT SH*T were the worst 2 movies in the world. NIGHT OF HORROR is the absolute worst ever made, I'm sure of it. I wonder why the director is pretending to be Iron Man though, heh heh.
shareI always thought Blood Freak was the worst movie ever made but at least that had a killer turkeyman who drinks blood theme going on.This just has,nothing.How hard is it to make one of them die and put Heinz-ketchup all over them?Well,more like Hines catsup with their budget but doesn't matter.I think the director was trying to make a nihilistic masterpiece or something.
Oh,by the way,www.agonybooth.com wrote quite a nice piece about this movie.The forum even has a special guest star,Mr.Tony Malanowski himself.Or a guy posing as him,I can't tell.The people over there seem to be convinced anyway
I could believe it was Tony. Alot of old forgotten directors go on forums. I read the Agony Booth review last year, I agree with all of it. Also, apparently there was another degenarate, twisted, EVIL video company that released it after Genesis Video did.... they have a few copies of it on Amazon. They also have a Genesis copy for 99 bucks! Who in their right mind would even pay a DIME for this?
shareI would try to impersonate some director or actor myself,but sadly i already have a real account and I don't want to get banned.
Yeah,maybe it was the real Tony
I doubt anyone who has seen the awfulness called NIGHT OF HORROR would say they made the movie. If I made it i would keep that sh*t top secret.
shareIt's just what you get when you're a lazy bum with no talent whatsoever and four friends(it definitely didn't look like he had any choice for actors)tries to make a movie.You get two people with even less talent than you to write a screenplay that is filled with emptyness and still only fills seventy minutes(not that I'm complaining),get a flashlight to light everything,try to capture some sound with a microphone from the attic and tell the actors to speak directly into it.All the equipment they want.For 10$,I mean.
They don't have access to a bar,so they just put four barstools in a basement and hope for the best(yeah,not like they need anything like other costumers,a bartender,or any drinks apart from the ones they're holding),make the entire movie a freakin' flashback sequence of one character telling things he never even witnessed.I'd write a whole review about it but it has been too long and I usually try to be light and joky about it all but this movie just upset me so much.
I know making a movie is hard,but there's just something I don't get.You can at least get some bum to play some kind of zombie or vampire or psycho or something,right?I know showing nothing can be scary,but you have to know what the hell you're doing.Really too bad I couldn't ask Tony,he already left the board when I joined.
According to Tony, the movie was made for 4 grand. I for one, find that hard to believe. Do you thing he forgot to put the word negative in his post?
share"Manos" was made with 19000$,I kid you not.Even to make the worst movies ever made you need quite a lot of money.Another example:Armageddon
shareWell, VIOLENT SH T looked like it only cost about 300 bucks to make. MANOS was 19000? Holy crap! I think the tagline 'It's shocking!' was leaning more toward the BUDGET!
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