Funniest Bits

I love this film it is a classic! Some funny bits that come to mind:

The whole FEEB bit! 'what we really want is some breakfast!!'

The red rubber pants Rik has on and him in the oven!

The 'candle in the eye!'

Mrs Fox fur 'I really must have some more sherry!'

Rik and Ade trying to lift Simon Pegg by his nipple!

The entire vomic scene!

And Riks acting is great and his facial expressions throughout make me laugh!

Where do the eggs come form?
Uhh... Hen's vagina's?

DRINK IT YOU *Beep*!!!

The Pheeb scene was excellent.

"More like a pink belt in hanging around gentlemens..." yada yada can't spell.

The part where he was coming down the stairs laughing, especially when he threw in "HOW AMUSING.. AHAH.. HAHA... HA"

We invented cold showers... to stop people MASTERBATING...

Chef... have you seen Pascal?
YOU *Beep*ing *Beep*!!!

When Eddie inflates Richies crotchless rubber panties.

Which reminds me "... are you quite sure they were... crotchless?"

Mr Twat... my eggs still haven't arrived.
That's because you went through the menopause 40 years ago you shriveled up old bint.

Ahh I could go on, this movie is just filled with hilarious scenes. I used to laugh about them so much at school with friends.

I forgot how funny this film is! My dad watched it for the first time and we hurt ourselves by laughing so much at the scene where everyone is sick. Especially the bit where Simon Pegg is sick and Richie and Eddie start getting bored waiting! Class!

Well mate this film is FULL of these amazingly funny quotes and i have had mega fun in the past year when my job was working in a hotel that bore resemblence to g h paradiso and me and my mates were forever quoting Richie - particularly funny because thats my name too!
Faves were:

(we used this one with a mouthy lad who came to dine): "for what we have recieved my the lord make us truly fu**ing thankful"

another we would say to other staff(particularly when a 3rd rate politician was due to arrive): "we've got royalty in her tonight so just fu**ing behave"

i also love: kid drunk at swing: "everthing's going all funny" eddie: "haha lucky bastard"

gina: "mr 'thwaite'" richie: "its twat, i i mean *beep* oh *beep*

and the bit with the foreign chef: "i eat your bacon, i drink your sherry, i eat your trifle, then i put it in waste disposal because you big fat *beep* bastoid, make me stay"

just their names aswell: gina tortellini carbonara and gino bolognese

with the weird whem when richie is knocked out: "come lovelips, let us open up our fairy briefcases and shower him with our mark tenners...erotically, oh yes do lets" - "but first lets annoint him with illegal european strength cider" and they eventually turn into eddie going: "hahahahahahah"

"hes a black belt in karate" - "more like a pink belt in hanging around gents lavatories on hampstead heath!"

"pheeb" "pheeb hello" "yes pheeb eddie one boiled egg" "right oh coming up ill just write it down" "no, just remember it" "ok let me find ma pencil" "pheeb no eddie remember it" "oh ok then, how do you spell egg?" "no pheeb eddie" "pheeb ello?" "yes pheeb, OH FORGET THE DAM PHEEB, ONE BOILED EGG" "pheeb yes" [eddie heres a pencil...}

the list goes on and on, many priceless little lines. i'll remember more later and wish i thought of them now!

"Where do your eggs come from?"
"...hens' vaginas."

"Oooooh. Edward and Mrs. Simpson."
"We do have normal guests as well you know."

"IT'S *beep* ...damn."

The sequence with Eddie coming in to collect the bedside table because it's a fire hazard.

"Hello... night... porter?"

"PHEEB! One boiled egg."