FEEB...


feeb, one boiled egg...

"im hungry but im too drunk to cook"

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feeb, hello!?

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Does anyone have the slightest clue what Feeb means?? :-S

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I don't know what exactly it means, but it is just so funny!

'Eddie it's me, stop embarrassing me and just take the order!'

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Feeb...le

As in this movie is feeble.

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Go home, every one just ignore cyber-turnip, it seems that person just cant let it go and they want to stir the *beep* again.

Feeb gracie2a2, candle in the eye

I'm not offending only defending.

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yes correct spelling is "pheaeb" but of course pronounced 'feeb' started its thought over a hundred years ago in french bistros where waiters would comunicate and get other staffs attention by uttering "pheaeb" which is easy to detect from someones lips from the otherside of a banquet hall and in essence it means something along the lines of 'next' or 'start' and its an instruction to begin the next wave of service on a large room of dining guests, myself and other colleagues have used it in the hotel i managed but as soon as they saw the film in 1999 we had to abandon this method for obvious comical reasons -it will never be the same! very funny moment when they are dealing with the order for a boiled egg!!

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haha wow, thank you for being so insightful yes that is fantastic, im sure rick and ade did the same research as you, maybe, since your so good at researching things like this, you should write some sketches, hell even make a few, put them on youtube, now THAT id like to see

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Twat -(Pop of cork) - ah-hem (through pipe)...FE-EE-EE-B, one boiled egg...(waits)...Hello?

Eddie - FEEB...hello?

Twat - Yes hello...one boiled.

Eddie - FEEB...who is it?

Twat - FEEEEB, it's Mr Twat.

Eddie - He's not here, can I take a message?

(Opens door) Twat - Look Eddie, it's me. Stop embarrasing me in front of the Guests and take the order...(punch)

Twat - One boiled e.. oh God...FE-EE-EE-B, one boiled e...OH FORGET THE FEEB, ONE BOILED EGG!

Eddie - Wait a minute, I'll write it down...sorry, FE-EE-EE-B

Twat - NO! Don't write it down, just do it.

Eddie - How do you spell egg? Oh God, I've broke my lead now.

Twat - Eddie? Here's a pencil

(squelch) Eddie - ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

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The best 'feeb' (or 'pheeb', as the case seems to be) is:

Eddie: Feeeb... (accompanied by a great whoosh of fire)

Damn, that's some funny sheeite...!

"Candle in the eye"
"Righto,"

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Erm....................feeb!

Dan! Dan! Dan!! Dan!! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!....DAAAAANNNN!!!

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Twat- (angrilly opens door and makes way into kichen) "Here's the order!!!, copy it out and cook it!!!"

Eddie- "But it'll taste all papery!"

Twat- "Just do it!, or i'll pop these (looks in the direction of Eddie's nads while holding them) okay!?"

Eddie- "okay!"

(Twat scrunches Eddie's nads)

Eddie- "AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!, AGGGGHHHH!!!, AAAGGGHHH!!!!. I THOUGHT YOU SAID 'OR!!!!'"

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Freedom of Speech it's what we fought Hitler for

Grobbelaar: Can we concentrate on the bag? Eddie: It's a bit hard to concentrate on anything else

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only joking. its good for morale

"put on your red shoes and dance the blues"

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erm, correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't they just doing the sound effects for those transmitters that exist in some places, where they buzz and call up whoever. It just makes a "feeb" sound after each buzz, but in this case they didn't have the technology, but they were trying to make it seem like they did.. That's how I took it anyway.

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Speaking tubes had a plug in the end with a whistle incorporated. The caller would blow down the pipe and the whistle would make a feeble noise at the other end.
I'd imagine the quality varied according to the length of tube, the caller's breath and the quality or otherwise of the installation.
Long forgotten tech nowadays, though.

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Rick : Hen's vaginas.

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