Body Count - SPOILER


If someone wants to know who and how dies in this crappy movie... I was bored to death, so here it goes:

SPOILERS (Obviously)






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1. Bob: Head and face smashed with a stick by the Piñata, later found hanged ripped in half.
2. Connie: Skull smashed open with a shovel's blade by the Piñata (this is by far the best death in the movie).
3. Larry: Beaten to death with a shovel (off-scren).
4. Jake: Harvey Kinkle, from Sabrina, got his testicles ripped-off.
5. Julie: Killed off-screen (presumably beaten to death).
6. Paul: Leg and arm broken, then beaten to death with a stick by the Piñata.
7. Doug: Hanged with vine from a tree, soul sucked out.
8. Carmen: Decapitated (sh*tty CGI effects) with axe.
9. Lisa: Dragged inside a camp tent and killed (soul sucked out).

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Thanks mate. Its saves me from watching the film. I just imagine them and go to rent another film.

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Somehow I just knew Tina (aka Jaime Pressly) would make it! Good looks save your butt everytime!

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I guess Paul aka Garrett Wong aka Harry Kim of Star Trek Voyager was wearing the Red Shirt on this outing, captain!

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shame Lisa was annoying really she was hot.

Jamie Pressley is too wafer thin for me.

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who was the chick at the beginning? you know, the gf of the first guy to get turned into a human pinata?

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