'That means that even in our finest hour ...

we had a crackhead on stage!"

"Don't do drugs, Billy. You won't be nothin'."
"I could be mayor!"

"He speaks so well. He's so well spoken."
"I be pres-o-dent."

"Not that pig's foot ... that one! I want the one with the nail in it. The Athlete's pig foot."

Sorry! Just watched "Bring the Pain" on youtube. My cheeks hurt from smiling and my stomach hurts from laughing. Holy crap, Chris Rocj is funny.




"FRA-GEE-LAY. That's Italian!"
"I think that says 'fragile', honey."