Bring the Pain transcript?

Does any one know where to get a transcript of his special Bring the Pain?

There are several bits of dialogue where there is a nearly-whole lack of enunciation. I don't know if in 1996 his teeth were still screwed up (like in Kill the Messenger, he mentioned they were a long time ago).

I wish Bring the Pain was, just like Big Ass Jokes, included on his Never Scared DVD.

The Bring the Pain is the only DVD of his that wasn't captioned. (And you know, if the DVD of some thing isn't captioned that means the VHS of it isn't captioned either.)