Utter bollocks

All you can do is laugh at this movie in disbelief! It's like watching an amateur student film of the worst kind. It would've failed at film school. You don't get a pat on the back for attempting to make a film on no budget. Any fool can try that with a god awful script and some tomato ketchup. You do get a pat on the back though for getting it distributed. Because getting someone to put money anywhere near this dismal joke is no mean feat. In fact - it's a miracle.

A film I took while I was drunk using my mobile phone of my dog farting has better production values than this jaundice tinged, hideously botched colourised mess.