Top 10 things I learned from watching Bats.

My top 10 things I learned from watching the movie Bats.
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10. Stretching the screen during action scenes too many times doesn't make it scarier, just makes the audience nauseous.

9. The token black guy who stared in Cool Runnings sounds WAY better with a Jamaican accent.

8. The chick from Bats isn't the same chick from Pitch Black. It's the chick from Starship Troopers.

7. Lou Diamond Philips has a HORRIBLE Texan accent.

6. When you have a leading lady with an ass like that you should capitalize on it way more in your movie.

5. That somehow (after the failed attempt to place a tracking device on a bat) they could track the flying patterns of the bats to know that the town was going to be attacked yet they could't use that to find the nest.

4. That all you need to fortify an entire school from a mass bat attack is a 60 second "A-Team" style montage.

3. Black guys don't like Opera.

2. If you're truck is being attacked by hundreds of killer bats, all you need is for another car to drive up and they will fly away.

And the #1 thing I learned from watching the movie Bats was...

#1. The chick from Starship Troopers looks WAY hotter with straight blonde hair in a ponytail.

Knock knock... Who's there?... KGB...