In that episode when they were speaking spanish:
"DID HE JUST D@MN ME?" - MONIQUE
I just laughted so hard at the line.
Nikki-"Come on Professor, I'm a very kinky girl the kind you can take home to mama!!!
She said that on the episode where Lil Kim was there and I couldn't stop laughing.
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This is one of them:
(to Stevie): Hold up, Blossom!
I'm sure that was a reference to the show Jenna was a part of long ago.
when kim and regis are talking about a long distance relationship before he went to Harvard. Kim says "oh I dont do cyber sex. I once caught a virus." SOO FUNNNNNNNY
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Nikki: I wish I had a valentine's day card. So I could have torn it up. Then attach to an arrow and shoot it up the Professor's ass.
I think your chick has a d---.
i saw this one yesterday-
Stanley-What are you doing here?
Nikki-We're a couple!
Stanley-A couple of what?
LOL
When Nikki and Andell were at a book club meeting, and Andell asked a lady if her husband had a brother.
Lady: Yes, but he's ninety-four years old.
Andell: Yo got his number??
When Kim and her cousin Tiffany come out of Kim's room wearing old-fashioned dresses, and Constance says something like "We wanted something from the 1950s, not the 1850s." Then Kim says, "18, 19, it's only one year difference."
And when T and Stevie come into Kim's apartment and she says she's watching Sesame Street. T then asks if Kim misses Alicia (the baby she was taking care of), and Kim says, "No, I like watching Sesame Street. It stimulates my mind."
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The episode when they were selling the fruit drinks and the policeman had to shut them down since they contained traces of alcohol in it. Then Kim says "I've been drinking these since i was a baby and there's nothing wrong with me" and T says "Ur right, shut us down" or something like that...
shareThe episode when Nikki tried to make the professor fall in love with her by using that love potion and he ended up falling in love with Andell.
Professor: "Andell, will you be my baby mama."
I always roll when at how he says that.
"Ni**a why you still got grits? Aint nobody cookin you breakfast."
The episode that made me start watching this show was the episode with Brian Hooks. He was homeless and they were like 'make yourself comfortable take off your jackets and he was wearing nothing but a dickey. That had me dying. I still laugh when I think about it.
Also, from one of the church episodes (Kim is in the choir):
Nikki: Kim is gonna sing one of my favorite songs, go ahead!
Kim (sings): Shake your booty all night...
Nikki: Not that one!!
"Get away from me, you psycho or ________."
Clark's destiny = Superman, Lex Luthor & Lois Lane.
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In "Join the Club" when Nikki & Andell went to Regina's mom's book club
Nikki: Look, all I'm sayin is the woman CLEARLY needed to get her freak on. And how u gone do that without a man
Andell:....Well, there are ways
LMAO