Hilarity at it's best...

There are so many things about this movie that crack me up. When I was a kid I loved ninja movies. I seldomly ever rented dubbed foreign ninja movies because they were awful at best. Ninja Terminator was one that I took a chance on and it has always had a special place in my nostalgic heart. Examples are the steamed crab scene, the toy robot that delivers messages, the sex scene between the gangster and Jaguar Wong's ex-girlfriend after Jaguar slept with her, the Garfield phone, Jaguar Wong's lucky dice, "That ring you brought into my shop the other day didn't belong to you, it belonged to my brother and I'm here to get revenge... Heeyahh!"LOL. The golden ninja warrior statue, there is just too many scenes in this movie to mention. I wish there was an anamorphic widescreen version available on dvd.