Norris is undoubtedly immortal... No one can beat him!!! (Way of the Dragon was evil anti-Chuck propaganda!)
However Harrison... He is the true ninja warrior! Look at the way he dispatched of those crabs!!!
No watermelon stands a chance against THIS ninja warrior!!!
The choice is yours, but prepare to suffer the consequences...
Indeed, the crab killing skill of Richard Harris is supreme! Although I agree that Chuck Norris is pretty awesome, I fear the moustache of Harris would defeat his Kung Fu skills.
"Welcome to your doom!"
Oh, my, yes...
There is nothing in the world as terrible as
the "Four Finger Drunken Crab Grip of Doom"...
Also, Beware of the "mustache choke hold of terror and bad fashion sense"...
Harrison all the way. *beep* Chuck Norris in his PG-13 demanding a$$. He is ruining the expendables sequel. What a total pu$$y.
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"ƒuck 'em. ƒuck 'em all." -- Robert Evans
Harrison FTW, Norris could never get changed and put on a load of eyeliner as quickly as Harrison
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