Favourite quotes?


Novalee Nation: It's just I lied because... I thought you deserved something better
Forney Hull: Something better than you? Novalee, there isn't anything better than you

Thelma 'Sister' Husband: Dear Lord, we ask that you bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies. And we ask forgiveness, Lord, for the fornication that Mr. Sprock and me committed this morning on this very table.

Lexie Coop: Didn't he use anything?
Novalee Nation: Just me.

Novalee Nation: At the end of each letter he writes, "Please tell your mother I extend my best wishes."
Lexie Coop: Hot.

Novalee: Wendi with an I.

I sing, I dream, I love
Anyway!

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Lexie: "Forney called me this morning, i figured his sister fell out a window or something."

HA!

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I laugh every time at the line: all the pricks go to California they should call it prickfornia

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