The 12-steps

Step 1: Admit You Have A Problem
Step 2: Take The Test
Step 3: Deal With The Sun
Step 4: Dig Into Your Blood Substitute
Step 5: Develop An Extensive Vocabulary of Animal Calls
Step 6: Avoid Problem Situations
Step 7: Apologize to those you've Maimed, Killed, or Debaucherized
Step 8: No Necking
Step 9: Develop A Keen Sleight Of Hand
Step 10: Beware The Sheep Shagger
Step 11: Eliminate Temptation
Step 12: Smile, You're a Winner!