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Tell me, is this a sexy movie at least?


I don't care about the story, but I like the image of Alba being tied up to a bed involved in an orgy. Is this movie worth renting for voyeur material, at least? I'm not a perv or anything, but hey...I'm a guy! So is it worth anything as jerk-off material?

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Honestly, no. Don't waste your time, your money, or your fluids on this hunk of crap. Alba is almost always in the same brown party dress throughout the film, even when handcuffed to the bed, and it's not in a sexual context either. There's a few tit shots of some random models at a fashion show at the very beginning of the film, but that is it for nudity (unless you count a rear-end shot Iain Glen midway through the film). Trust me dude - skip it. This is not worth watching on any level.

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i thought it was. if you like to look at Jessica Alba, then this is the movie for you, she is really sexy (and young) in this.

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It is a sexy movie, but anyone who knows anything about Jessica Alba knows she never does frontal nudity in her films or TV shows. We see her from behind when she's undressing and there are several tub scenes where she's submerged up to her neck. That being said, even fully clothed, Jessica's a sexpot.

Jessica's modesty doesn't stop the other women from disrobing, the models backstage and the beginning and some of the party guests she sees on tape are topless some of the time. Eve, played by Gina Bellman of the UK TV series Coupling, is especially well-endowed.

For me, the sex appeal doesn't make up for the tameness of the movie. It's like a thriller with no real thrills.

If you're a girl looking for sex appeal, you're out of luck.
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