Scenes We'd Like to See
RAYMOND BURR (talking into radio microphone): This is Steve Martin reporting from Tokyo, where an immense prehistoric monster is destroying all in his path . . .
VOICE FROM RADIO: Sorry to interrupt, Steve, this is Bob back at the network. Could you speak up? We can hardly hear you!
BURR: I'll start again. This is Steve Martin from--
VOICE: No good, Steve. Still not good.
BURR: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm using equipment that was old when Tojo was a boy,
a big monster is smashing up buildings all around me, and you can't hear me? WELL, EXCUUUUUSE MEEEE!!!"
I know, it's silly.