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To all the bulldogs out there


What is up with you?
I mean, why be mean when you can be green? Or white or yellow or something that rhymes with st. cuthbert.
Tell me, please!

- Five hundred dollars, you say?
- Dog food, you say?

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I agree with you Bregalad. The bulldogs are so mean.
This one time at bulldog-camp they wouldn't let me play with them. They said I was too young to play the game they were playing - "hunt the frezbee"(or something like that). And I thought it looked like fun, so I got really, really sad.
Warning:
Dog in tracksuit extremely flammable.

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I know what you are saying. Bulldogs can be very, very mean.
By the way, were you at that bulldog-camp in Alaska last year? You know at camp what-you-call-it?
Wanna start a fellowship of detector?

- Five hundred dollars, you say?
- Dog food, you say?

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No, I wasn't. I stopped going to bulldog-camps after the incident. That was about two years ago. I'm scarred for life.
YES! I would love to start a fellowship of detector!

Warning:
Dog in tracksuit extremely flammable.

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Bulldogs, bulldogs, bulldogs. Always in a rush, are you? Please leave me here. I will be of no more use, whatsoever. The wind is blowing. Let me be. Let me stay. Please.

- Five hundred dollars, you say?
- Dog food, you say?

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