(sarcastic) Jeeez, Lace! Be a a little less careful!
(Receives gun from Lacey and points at spider. He shoots, but nothing happens) Oh no! It's jammed!... Oh well, we'll just have to do it the old-fashioned way then! (Takes off shoe and squashes spider with it. Breathes out.) That was a close one, eh Lacey? (Turns back to computer.) Stupid Internet. Always so slow! (Beats computer with shoe (still in his hand)) Come on! Come ooooooooon!!!!!..................... (After about three minutes, the computer reacts) FINALLY!!!! Let's see now... What was it we were looking for? Oh yes, Bulldog camp! (Types it into the searching-field-thing. Then waits................................................................)
OK, here we go. (Looks at results of search) ....Camp Bulldog, Schefferton, Camp Happy Bulldog, Oklahoma, Camp GO Ye Bulldogs in Verrabotn.... Camp bad Bulldog you! in Argentina.... (Scrolls down the page and finds out there are about 140 000 pages containing the words "Bulldog Camp". Looks at Lacey) This is no good. We need a more specific search. What about that book of yours then?
Found anything?
- Five hundred dollars, you say?
- Dog food, you say?
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