Review

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3660

^^ Hilarious review of this "awesome" movie.

"Take, for instance, this picture:

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1285/wtfzorf8xc.jpg


I think I speak for all you readers when I ask this question: What? Why is the girl missing her face? Why does the dude on the left kinda look like Gwen Steffani if she was a dyke and she wore an exposed metal plate over half of her face? Why does the background look like what I imagine goes on in an epileptic's brain when he's having a seizure?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, a little company named "Filmwerks" has the answer. The company behind the visual effects in this disasterpiece (my black slang dictionary tells me "disasterpiece" is an applicable term in this situation), Filmwerks took a new, exciting route in the creation of interesting eye candy. Here, using my patented Bulleted List Technology, I will give you my best approximation of a day with the crew at Filmwerks:


* Receive raw film and a bag of uncut cocaine from movie producers;
turn on brightest light in studio, then open film canister directly under it, making sure to snort coke off of the film;
* fill a clothes dryer with sand and blue paint, crank to high settings, then throw film in;
* light dryer on fire;
* retrieve film from dryer, urinate on it to stop the blaze
* replace ruined bits of film with footage of an elderly couple having sex.