whats your favourite line ???
my back keeps hurting, the viagra aint working... Damn that woman is gonna be the end of me........
I can roll a blunt better than them bi****s in Havanna
my back keeps hurting, the viagra aint working... Damn that woman is gonna be the end of me........
I can roll a blunt better than them bi****s in Havanna
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"Count the money. Party with B*tches. Hundreds and fitties. Big a$$ titties. Count the green, get in between....those titties. Let's go party homes."
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -Kurt Cobain
I TOLD THAT BOY 2 PUT IN THAT HOSE AND CUT THAT GRASS LOOK AT MA GRASS MR JOHNSON GRASS LOOK GOOD STANLY GRASS LOOK GOOD THEN LOOK AT MY GRASS NOOOOOOO OOO DAMN!! (FALLS OVER A LITTLE TINY CURB)
shareThis bitch know about all the snacks before they even the street! All the bootleg snacks! The year 2000 snacks!
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This bitch sell dope, do hair, and babysit all at the same time! Police don't know when to kick the door in!
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How about when Pinky gets a temper with Craig?
"SHUTTHEFU- SHUTTHEFU-...."*Frolics* "DIDN'T I SAY SHUT..N#*$%*! OH S#&^! SAY SOMETHING ELSE! IM'MA TIE YOUR MONEY @$$ UP!"
ELroy: ~Weak, straining voice~ I slipped my disk again...
Joker: Whatever you're doing, it's making me feel sup..supi...sup
"Suspicious!"
"IT'S MAKING ME THINK ALOT!"
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Ya'll don't *beep* with the police!!!
Thats my fave!!
We're both in barrells - that is the extent of my knowledge
My fave line has to be..
Pinky: Damn that *beep* had me scared, but I held my own!
or
Elroy: Hey Day Day that crazy bitch outside again!
Pinky: "Lil *beep* tryin rob me!I'll show you what we do up here in pinky's ni**er!"
Craig: "I werent tryin to rob you......"
Pinky: "Shut up! Now who sent you ni**er?"
Craig: "Man nobody sent me....."
Pinky: "Shut up! 'Fore i bust a cap up in your ass! Now wheres Day-Day & Roach?"
Craig: "Day-Days my.....
Pinky: "SAY ANOTHER MOTHER *beep* WORD AND THIS S**T IS OVER! AND I AINT PLAYIN NI**ER! Now, you aint got no gun. But where the weed at?"
Craig: "I aint got no weed....."
Pinky: "SHUT THE FU......ARGGHHH!!.....OH!!....NARRGGHHH!!......OH S**T!! SAY SUMTHIN ELSE!! SAY SUMTHIN ELSE NI**ER!! I'm o tie your monkey ass up!!"
yall cant *beep* wit da police yall cant *beep* wit da police that part had me rollin im doin the dance right now lol
!~*dont hate cause you saw me kissin yo man*~!!!!!
gotta have lil' money to live around here.
You gotta have it and i know whutcha thinkin'
I was the one back in the day always talkin' bout
'i luv tha hood, i luv tha getto'
I was the one saying
'i wasnt the kinda ni§§er make a lil' money and run to the suburbs'
yea, u right, that's what i said..
but soon as i got my check..
I WAS GONE!
Joker: Ding, Ding School's in, Bitch!!!!
I love that line.
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -Kurt Cobain
mine is when dey-dey and roach is in the back of pinkys and craig had left.
dey-dey: i got to think of a way to get this money by tomorrow
roach: huh
dey-dey: i got to think of a way.......HUH
its just the way he looked at roach when he said that had me dyin
"not funny, not funny and now the babys upset"
Pinky: "Lil *beep* tryin rob me!I'll show you what we do up here in pinky's ni**er!"
Craig: "I werent tryin to rob you......"
Pinky: "Shut up! Now who sent you ni**er?"
Craig: "Man nobody sent me....."
Pinky: "Shut up! 'Fore i bust a cap up in your ass! Now wheres Day-Day & Roach?"
Craig: "Day-Days my.....
Pinky: "SAY ANOTHER MOTHER *beep* WORD AND THIS S**T IS OVER! AND I AINT PLAYIN NI**ER! Now, you aint got no gun. But where the weed at?"
Craig: "I aint got no weed....."
Pinky: "SHUT THE FU......ARGGHHH!!.....OH!!....NARRGGHHH!!......OH S**T!! SAY SUMTHIN ELSE!! SAY SUMTHIN ELSE NI**ER!! I'm o tie your monkey ass up!!"
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when the joker kicks the girls out, "GET YOUR CHICKEN HEAD A** OUT OF HERE" then he says "CALL ME".
and when the joker comes outside to see what's taking his brothers so long and he see's elroy lay out in his backyard and he ask what he's doing here and elroy says, "WHAT IT LOOK LIKE I LOST SOMETHING, I LOST MY MIND AIN'T THIS MY HOUSE" he said somthing like that maybe not in the same words though.
this movie is funny man
"AZTEC WARRIOR!!!!!"
shareHey Day-Day! That crazy bitch out there again!
and
Did I stutter? Did I stutter?
Hell no you ain't stutter.
You'll find the back of my hand displeasing. Now roll on over here...
My all time favorites are:
WILLY JONES: "Hey, young man, you got knocked the *beep* out!"
DAY-DAY: "Y'all can't *beep* wit the police, Y'all can't *beep* wit the police!"
CRAIG: "Your voice is really pretty, say something in spanish for me"
KARLA JOKER: "Porque duraste tanto tiempo en venir a hablarme?"
CRAIG: "My primo pendejo me detuvo"
PINKY: "Day-Day, this your cousin?"
DAY-DAY: "Yeah"
PINKY: "Good, cuz your fired, Roach too!"
KARLA JOKER: "Ay, siento que estoy mojada"
CRAIG: "Oh yeah, well have you ever heard of 'EL NIÑO'?"
KARLA JOKER: "Yeah,"
CRAIG: "Well this is 'El Negro'"
SUGAR: "Come give your Auntie Sugar some Sugar"