Jerri Blankisms
Go!
Did you see that? She just said *beep* you to me! *beep* you too, you whore!
-Dottie Hinkle
One of my favs:
I like the pole and the hole!
"Hey Nancy, what's it like being a whore? Oh wait, I know that one. What's it like being a homewrecker? ..."
and any time she starts throwing crap around Principal Blackman's desk, one time she got so caught up she grabbed a shiv and said
"...and a nest of Filipinos take your mother...and your father..."
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"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."
My all time favorite:
PACKING A MUSKET
by Jerri Blank
When you work from your home and Johns call on the phone, you're a call girl.
When you walk till you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore.
When they're begging ya "please," to get down on your knees, near their groinage,
'scusa me, but ya see, don't ya touch where they pee, without coinage.
When I straddle and squat, to show you my-(bell rings, just in time)
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
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