Another one....It's Parent-Teacher day, and Jerri's stepmom is totally wasted and makes a fool out of herself in front of Mr. Noblet. When Jerri & her stepmom go to leave the class, Noblet looks at Jerri and dramatically removes his glasses, knocking them to the floor, and then shakes his head at her, as if he's really concerned. Classic!!
That was...the best thing ever.
"What were Mr. Noblet and Mr. Jellineck doing at the park at 3 AM?"
"That's a good question. What WERE Noblet and Jellineck doing at the park at 3 AM? Noblet?"
....
"Well. I guess we'll never know."
"I'm a black man dressed as an astronaut. That disturbs you, doesn't it?"
"What happened to Martin Luther King?"
"I'm not sure..."
*scream*
"Oh my GOD! That's Jellineck! *grabs an axe* Everyone, let's go! *slides into the scene."
AND...
"I think you're pushing him too hard."
"It's alright! Look, Jeffrey..."
"It's GEOFFREY!! Can't we not do this?"
"Maybe...you should go."
"Yes. Yes, you SHOULD go."
"I was talking about you."
"Please...Chuck, just, just GO."
*slams door, slides into view through window*
"I was wearing...an artist coat and a light Indian tunic, not *crudely imitates Native Americans* Indian, but *points to head, makes high-pitched noise* Indian. And then I saw...the word."
"What did it say?"
"It said N-n-n-n..."
"DEAR GOD, YOU'RE KILLING HIM!"
"Kitten, take down your claws, that's enough!"
"Geoffrey."
"No."
"Geoffrey!"
"No!"
"They're an odd pair, those two."
"I wonder what they're hiding."
~Amelia
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