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Got anything for an itchy butt?

posted 18 years ago by LaLoux
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I LOVE this movie!!!

What other lines made you cackle?

"Give the phone to that fat-bastard behind ya!"
"Ohhh noooo!"
"This feller's crazier than a peach orchard boar."

"Let's not fight, I feel happy today!"

"You're a snappy dresser!"

"Maybe you oughta...get a rubber neck..."

"It's good!" (dropped corndog)

"Choke on it."

I FREAKING LOVE THIS MOVIE. One of my all-time favorites.

[–] magdalena252000 18 years ago

This is by far the best movie I have ever seen. I never get tired of watching it

[–] insomniacmovie 14 years ago

You need something for a butt that's itching? How about a hot poker? Cauterize it, and then rub some salt on it.

[–] cbgiant 18 years ago

Ive' got enough sense to pour pi$s out of a boot, unlike the son. Too funny.

Anybody notice the symbolism of "Triple K Marine"- as in KKK?

[–] jpkjeff26 17 years ago

I LOVE the line "You can kiss a good man's ass".
I say it all the time, still! :)

[–] tclodes 16 years ago

"Evening sir."

(to the tranny stylist)

[–] trawicki 16 years ago

how's your hammer hanging?

[–] DarthAnakin 15 years ago

"that boat 24 foot?"

"hold on let me check... naw naw that boat aint 24 foot, its 25! You got yourself an extra foot!"

oh man i recorded the vhs of it, but i havent used a vcr in like 3 years now. just put it in my blockbuster list so i can watch it again!!!

[–] insomniacmovie 14 years ago

You oughta get yourself a rubber neck so you can suck yourself, and go to hell, you Ethiopian sonofabitch!

[–] crapsdealer711 13 years ago

I see you still got them blue britches on......they're probably dirty. You ought's to wash them