This movie in fifteen minutes


Ok, so I admit to not having been able to sit through this movie entirely, thus my review may seem incomplete. Either way, this is how much of the film I was able to stomach.

Queen Bitch of the Movie: Hello, I'm the Queen Bitch of this movie, and I hate men. Won't you help me eliminate them all so that we can make our world perfect. Vote Queen Bitch this coming election!

*fast forward to scene of horney straight college student taking off her clothes in front of a holographic image of a man*

College student: Oh god, men were so sexy. Too bad they all had to die. Hey I know, I'll just clone one without any violence genes in him.

*fast forward to clone being all grown up in the space of like... two seconds*

Clone: So, I'm a man. How come there aren't any more like me?

College student: Uhmm.... well you see a while back, all the women went nuts and killed all the men in the world.

Clone: Why?

College student: Well, it was kinda our time of the month.*

Clone: What, you mean all of you on the entire planet, at once?

College student: *embarassed* Yeah.

***Here's where I got violently ill and switched to something else. Eventually, I turned back (the other show was over) and watched again***

*fast forward to where the men have all gathered in an abadondend football stadium*

Evil Stupid Man: Hi, I used to be a car salesmen. I figured, since we are men, gathering in an old football stadium would be a good idea. What do you think, huh? Football stadium, men... get it?

Clone: You're a true genuis.

*fast forward to the dumb evil guy talking to a lady cop over an old radio*

Evil Stupid Man: Ok, so I hand over the clone, and you hand me some prison girls so that we can rape them to make even more men.

Cop: You watched a lot of "girls behind bars" movies a long time ago, didn't you?

Evil Stupid Man:.... look do we have a deal or not?

Cop: Yeah sure.

*fast forward to the exchange*

Evil Stupid Man: Ok, well here's the clone, just like I promised. Now, hello prison ladies. Why don't I get real up close and personal and just put my hands right around you? Hey, would you like to see my gun?

*prison ladies turn out to be undercover cops, big surprise*

Cops: We're undercover cops, throw your guns down.

Evil Stupid Man: Oh good lord, the women lied to us. First, they exterminated our entire gender, and now this! Oh man, that is really below the belt there.

Clone: You are such an idiot, you know that.

Ok, at that point, that was all I could stomach. Suffice to say, the movie blew hardcore. Wouldn't recommend it.

*Ok, so technically, that was not part of the actual original plot, I just made that up. Still a hell of a lot more plausible than what was supposed to have actually happened.

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HAHAHAHA - that's awesome, thanks for the quick update.

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