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"What I Learned from Watching Passions!"


1) 1 day lasts at least 1000 hours
2). It takes 3 hours to change a tire
3). Coughing is a side effect from all injuries or illnesses
4). Chopping tomatoes is the most important thing to do before bleeding to death.
5). Evil always triumphs over good
6). Never drink tea or eat cake from next door neighbors.
7). You can be poor, but still afford fancy restaurants, and luxurious vacations
8). You can't hear what someone said, even if they're standing 2 feet away
9). I can get hypothermia and nearly die from falling into 80 degree water in Mexico, but remain completely unharmed after falling in a frozen lake
10). Never lock the door to your house, car, or bedroom

11). Even though I'm over 5 feet tall, I can drown in water that's only 2 feet high
12). Coffee at the book cafe is always free
13). Though I claim I'm a raging lunatic; no one will believe I'm a raging lunatic
14). House maids work 24 hours a day
15). Eating grass cures the ingestion of poisoned mushrooms
16) Falling in love takes only 10 minutes
17). When a man says he doesn't love me; it means he really loves me and if a man says he loves me; it means he really doesn't love me.
18). A general doctor specializes in all fields including psychology.
20). The Crane cabin is the best vacation spot in the world

21). Every guy with dark hair is Luis's papa
22). School or work is never in session
23). Blueberry muffins can spark a fight
24). A blindfolded kiss on the cheek is sexual harassment
25). People who accidentally spill paint, BBQ sauce or fish guts on you are out to kill
26). Senior prom is for everyone including parents
27). If the drug cartel hasn't succeeded in killing you after a year; you're free to live your life in peace
28). Little angel girls are creepy
29). Men can give birth to babies
30). You can't be in love unless you're in a triangle

31). Sleeping with a man before you're married means you're having an affair
32). It's perfectly normal to talk to strangers about your love life
33). A hit and run case should be dropped if the driver isn't found within three days
34). You're capable of going on a date only hours after waking up from a coma
35). Crane security permits anybody on the grounds
36). You can be assigned as a bodyguard by the FBI with no professional experience
37). It takes only 24 hours to become a pro in basketball
38). Your niece is more important than your daughter
39). You can break the law if your last name is Crane
40). What Kay thinks is the most important opinion to Miguel and charity

41). When someone tells you something, take it as the gospel without questioning it
42). When someone is angry with you, you should know why without asking
43). Viewers need flashbacks to remind them what happened 2 minutes ago
44). You can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
45). The Cranes are more important than the president.
46). It's okay for Sheridan to be with Antonio or Hank who are also poor, but not Luis
47). A 300 year old woman can give birth to a healthy baby
48). Whenever you save a secret file into your computer: the file should be titled secret
49). You can walk at an average speed on a busted knee, but it is impossible to slow dance
50). Learning your spouse had an illegitimate child before your marriage is worth cursing an entire family

51). Street kids are bad people
52). A street kid can't be trusted if they save your daughter's life, but you can trust them if they save your life.
53). It is imperative that Charity has a premonition about Eve's past love, but not detect Tabitha's a witch
54). It's not your fault if you crash into a parked car
55). When your spirit leaves your body, you will see your mom's spirit in heaven, even if she's still alive
56). "Your" relationship should be based on how someone else's relationship works out
57). The best time to discuss love and relationships is in the middle of a disaster
58). Jabbing scissors into a mannequin is a good way to release anger.
59). Sleeping with one man makes you a slut.
60). DNA's aren't necessary

61). It takes only a few minutes for cement to completely dry.
62). Your soul can be kept in a vile
63). You can always discern when something bad is about to happen, but not good.
64). Antagonists are smart, but protagonists are dumb/clueless about everything
65). I can skip 10 episodes without missing anything



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You can rape a man and he'll fall in love with you.

All poor people are good. All rich people are bad.

Why do they call 'em soap operas anyway? Those things are FILTHY!----Fred Sanford

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A woman who breaks up a marriage by using criminal acts can be considered a heroine! Portrayed by a vastly overrated actress!

Why do they call 'em soap operas anyway? Those things are FILTHY!----Fred Sanford

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A woman who breaks up a marriage by using criminal acts can be considered a heroine! Portrayed by a vastly overrated actress!


ikr! Theresa/Ivy LOL!


Don't file a missing person's report with the police if your twin is missing!
Never mention your first name if you feel a connection with a person on the phone
Don't bring photos of your mom if you're looking for her "IDENTICAL TWIN" sister
Don't mention your mom's twin sister's name


~Be "WISE" not WILD~

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