What do you think the funniest line is in the movie?
I think the funniest line is when Burke gets hit in the face with the basketball and the coach says "Nice trick Landers, catching the ball with your face. Next thing you know you'll be shooting three pointers with your ass." haha it's so funny.
Put your hand DOWN Little Steve! - Martin Short
OR
Keep icing your front bum! - Martin Short
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1."when i raise my sword"
2."down here we call it pocketful of ass"
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"You poor baby!"
"You'd tell me if you had a stroke?"
Burkes Mom: Then again, Burke may want to go home and polish the rocket.
Burke: Yoghurts good.
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1. Forrest Oates: To the left. Left. What direction do you think left is, because I think that if you go with your instinct and reverse it, then we'd actually have something happening. How difficult is this? I think I'm alone here.
Jessica: I'm trying, you are intimidating me!
Forrest Oates: Well you are frightening me! How do you dress yourself in the morning? Do people come in while you just lie in state?
2. Forrest Oates: Jessica call Domino's, we're going to be here a while. And keep icing your front bum. Swelling continues if you don't ice - and I need you! Not really. But you've injured your front bum and deserve sympathy.
3. Peter Wong is down!
This movie is my sister's and my guilty pleasure movie. It's nothing special, but there are a few lines that make us laugh for minutes after (mostly by Martin Short).
Some of the best (Martin Short) lines have already been said, but don't forget the songs:
"The Opening (Midsummer Night's Dream)" is great because of how serious the cast is throughout this joke of a song. It's great. They all are some great sports.
"It's Fun to Be Fairy!" is a best song. Little Steve's "Do it!" at the beginning makes me gasp for air I laugh so hard.
"Hermia (Why Won't You Love Me)" is another funny song, mostly due to the dance moves curtesy of Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates.
FAIRIES FARIES, SPIRITS SPIRITS -dr f o
lol its a reet ledge...
and also
DR DESMOND FORREST OATES IS MY SPECIAL BUDDY! -peter wong
This time i've really lost my mind and i don't care....
"Put your hand down little Steve."
I bought this movie yesterday for 5 dollars. I havent seen it since it first came out and I will never forget the Little Steve line.
Loves him. :)
when berk is up in the harness at the strip club and felix basically say see ya later (bye)
shareWhen Martin Short is talking about something that "Bob" Dinero was telling him and then he says "not really but I read it in a magazine." !!! And I have to agree with the songs. The songs are the best! Oh and when the little kid points and yells boobs. This movie is hilarious! It's my favorite teen movie!
shareOh, definately when Berke flips off Dr. Desmond Forrest Oakes and mouths "f@*& you" behind his back. We rewind it and laugh at that for hours! Okay, not for hours, but it's really funny.
Basically anything Dr. Oakes says is pretty funny.
Oh wow, Martin Short cracked me up with nearly every one of his lines. It's mostly in the way he says it. On paper the line doesn't look so funny.
Some of my favorites:
"Ooh, fun hair clip!"
"That was okay!" (after the fairy number)
"Those were the salad days...although these are good."
"Keep icing your front bum!"
Also, a couple of Peter Wong's lines:
"Forrest-Oates is my special buddy!"
"I'll kill you, you ass-kissing pretentious swing-town twit!"
"Most fools think they are only ignorant." -Benjamin Franklin
the funnist lines has to
"put your hand down little steve!"
"keep icing your front bum! swelling continues if you don't ice! and i need you...not really"
and little steve during its fun to be a fairy saying "do it"
You thinking the whip was the worse I could do? That was foreplay.
your my parents for god's sake. stop trusting me!
sharebasically everything that forest oates says but the best ones are
and thanks for not showering! what a super instinct!
PROJECTION!!!!!
just becuase god blesses you it doesn't mean theres not another sneeze coming lmao
and many others
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Even though it's so simple, "put your hand DOWN little Steve" is hilarious. It's an in-joke at school- in maths everytime someone puts their hand up to answer a question someone yells that line out.
Some other funny ones...
"you got wings little Steve"
"Well you have fairy dust coming out your ass"
Berke mouthing *beep* you!" and putting the finger up at Forrest-Oates.
"Nice job Landers, catching the ball with your face. Next you'll be shooting 3-pointers from your ass"
"Everything in life, even good stuff, comes to an end. Bread moulds, people die..." (or something like that, I can't remember)
"We never got a chance to talk."
"I was busy with Allison and you were caught up with..."
"That coma thing?"
"Hermia, thou art so incredibly hot and stuff"
Ehh... there are heaps more.
"Maybe he wants to go home and polish his rocket?"
"This punch tastes a little...funkay."
"Hermia, though art so incredibly hot and stuff."
There's loads more, but I can't remember...
LAST FILMS SEEN:
Theater: Bug, 0/10
DVD: Starship Troopers, 8/10
It's been said a couple times but:
Put your hand down, little Steve!
And, "Maybe he wants to go home and polish the rocket?"
That's not a tater tot, that's a tater giant!
anything said by Forrest Oates
he totally makes this movie!
how nice of you to join us.
And thanks for not showering.
What a super instinct.
"Nice trick Landers, catching the ball with your face. Next thing you know you'll be shooting three-pointers with your ass."
"Down here we call it 'Pocket full of ass'"
"WHO CARRIES NUN CHUCKS IN THEIR PANTS!?"
"You dropped your sword."
When was the last time that you hummed a tune from MacBeth? Bill Shakespeare was a wonderful poet but Burt Bacherach he ain't!
shareEither
mom:"Maybe berke wants to go home and polish the rocket!"
berke:"Yogurt's good.. . "
or
berke:"WHO KEEPS NUNCHUCKS IN THEIR PANTS?!"
I can't believe no one has mentioned....
"I've taken pisses longer than most of your relationships."
I have used this line one too many times
Haha.. great!
"That's enough out of you, Muck-Mouth!"
"Ooo.. fun hair-clip!"
"Put your hand down, Little Steve!"
"When a crime breaks out all the cute girls shout, "Get the good-lookin` guy!"
I got to go with anything martin short says. but if i had to pic it would be
" i'm reminded of something bobby de niro told me once, well he didnt tell me directly, i read it in a magazine...
I loved it when Shane West/Striker says,
'Dont worry Wong, you're a singer not a dancer'
He was so cute the way he looked as if he thought he was kinda helping! LOL
'I swear to God..'
'What are you and God gonna do?'
Burke singing: "My aim is true." (Falls)
Felix: "Burke, your aim sucks."
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Weasley is my king!
I can't quote it exactly but I crack up when Berke hisses...
"You're my parents for God's sake- stop trusting me" *stalks off*
*hanging on the sex harnest*
"Can somebody get me down? Please? *squeaky voice* Jesus Mother GOD! hahah! ^_^ The voice gets me everytime.
OH OH OH AND
*the light falls and smashes on the ground*
Berke remains all nochalant (sp?) and leans casually on Kelly- "That's okay, That's fine!"
Dr.Forrest Oates: Oh that was a lovely song. Who is the composer?
Kelly: Me, actually (smiling).
Dr. Forrest Oates: Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting an applause for that? This is an audition, not TRL.
"Put your hand down little Steve!"
"Keep icing your front bum. I need you!"
"Dad, Reverend's daughter Judy just took a DUMP in our pool and you wanna spring for a DJ?!
"Shocked, Mr. Landers. Not constipated."
"What you up to?"
"Nothing. Just watching Chester screw the rubber tree."
"What is that? Some sort of expression?"
"Thanks to good ole Dorra Lynn, Dinky Cromwell has to take a dump standing up."
Next thing you know, money's missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up! - Tommy Boy
My favourite has to be:
"Who keeps NUN-CHUCKS in their pants?!"
followed very closely by:
"Dude, he's scammin' on your chick!"
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LOL these are hilarious but if you look in the deleted scenes i guess it is. theres one where martin short answers his phone and he's liek
"oh HI gramdma, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, i don't care" amd then hangs up his phone.Its SO FUNNY
Bartender, i really did it this time, broke my parole to have a good time.- rehab
The reverends daughter judy just took a DUMP in our pool.
LMFAOOO..
SO many! my faves...
'you listening to this candy a*s'
felix 'whats up with the accent, he sounds like madonna'
burke 'shes here'
dennis 'who...madonna?!'
bad english accent - 'well its a tad rough and tumble out there'
'who marries their high school girlfriend, and dont say macauly caulkin'
'if im gonna lose alison its not going to be to a turd like that'
forest oates 'who was the composer of that'
kelly (bashfully) 'me actually'
forest oates 'im sorry were you expecting an applause?! this is an audition not TRL'
'its a wonderful role. methinks thou best not botch it'
'look at that old lady from titanic, she aint never getting over that'
'thanks to good old darlee, diggy burnwell has to take a cr*p standing up'
felix when setting burke up 'shes beautiful, shes built, and apparently shes totally willing to lower her standards'
'youd tell me if youd had a stroke'
'striker id be careful with that acent because you starting to sound alot like mary poppins'
'ill kill you you a*s kissing pretentious swing town twit!'
'it doesnt say additional lyrics by little miss sassy pants'
'thats enough out of you muck mouth'
'i do not like it in a moat. i do not like it in a boat. i do not like it in a car now HOWS THAT'