100 things I learned from Witness Protection
Trust NO ONE when it comes to money!!
1. If you're doctoring the books, always sleep with a pistol in your hand - just in case.
2. Change your house alarm codes regularly. (See number 1.)
3. Hauling sh!t in a bucket, rain or shine, is not a desirable way to start your career in Seattle.
4. . . Nor is sweeping the floors at Bob's Big Boy.
5. Running up 80k in credit card debt and taking out a second on the house is not good for marital relations.
6. The Attorney General's office is not in the business of providing dancing girls.
7. . . . But they will pay a $7,000 debt if needed.
8. Lumberjacks pump gas.
9. It rains in Seattle. And their airplanes rule the skies!
10. Bobby Batts does not like role-playing backyard cookouts
11. If you want to tell if the pasta's done, Cindy proved the old 'throw-it-against-the-wall' test is indeed true.
12. Federal marshalls make 80 grand a year and drive Hondas.
13. FedEx has a delivery service for the federal gov't called, conveniently, 'Fed'
14. When buying jewelry for other women, don't leave the receipts in your pocket.
15. It takes a lot of energy to lie so don't lie too much.