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"Move away from the door, Jill. I'm gonna break this door down."

HAHA that kills me every time. You either get it or you don't. Oh, and then of course, right after he breaks down the door:

"... THIS WAY."

HAHA you gotta be kidding me.

But my all-time RE1 exchange still has to be:

"Jill?"
"Is that voice... Enrique?"
"(with an attitude) ... Yeah."

Genius.

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Hahaha!
And when Barry haved kicked the Door in Jill stands and waiting just like she is in need for Barrys promition to run out.

I think Enrico says ``Is that Jill?`` and Jill respond ``Is that voice Enricos?``

Dawn of the Dead ´78 is the best movie ever.

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"... A second later and you would have been a Jill Sandwich!"

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"How appropriate. You fight like a cow." - Guybrush Threepwood

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Barry: "Jill! You're here too?"

Jill: "Yes, You're here too?"

You don't get classics like that anymore...

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The original and best!

The best line is when at the end when Jill says 'weskaaaaar' in the worst voice over style ever.

Barry had the best lines,
"What, what is this?!?"

'I see a boundary, I eat a boundary' - Howard Moon

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"Barry! Where's Barry?"

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So many Great Lines:

Barry: Jill come here i got something for you, its a weapon and its very powerful when used against monsters ( Summing like that anyway)

Jill: What about u?

Barry: (Pulls out his Colt) I have this!!!

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Jill: Kenneth was killed too maybe by this monster. (Nooooooooooo it was just chewing on his face lol)


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Barry: What is this
Jill : What is it?
Barry: Blood, I hope this is not Chris' Blood, U go and look for more clues i will be examining this!!
(And he just stares at it then for ages, Yea great examining lol)

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Rebecca: Chris, it's me, Rebecca

Chris: Rebecca, is that you?

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Something like that, anyway. What makes it funnier is that they are both about 5 feet away from eachother in a well lit room.

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I don't remember how Barry worded it, but he was like, "Jill, you should take the lockpick, you, being the master of unlocking, should have the most use of it."

"I Am Jack's Wasted Life"

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If you get the little scene where Barry is with Forest already...
"OH MY GOD! it looks like a crow did it!"

then if you talk to him...

"I can't believe..."

thats funny.

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Did anyone else notice that Enrico grunts like a second before he gets shot? This isn't a line in the game, but it makes me laugh nonetheless.

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(The Tyrant breaks out of the containment tube)

Barry: (Overacting Gruff voice) DAMMMN YOU!


Haha, that one is brilliant!

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Richard: "This house is too dangerous. There are terrible demons. Owwwwwwch!"

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Wesker: This is reeeeeally beautiful . . .

Wesker: I’m sorry for my lack of manners, but I’m not used to escorting men.

XD Ohh, Wesker, we all know you’re lying.

"Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." - Mr. Burns

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whoever played Richard in the original presents by far the worst piece of acting I've ever heard. I just hope for their sakes that they were told to be as corny as they could. I mean, if your not an actor how the F&%$ do you get into these things.

oh, and by far the funniest line (and worst acting ever) is...

Richard: Jill... be carefull... uhh,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean come on

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I've made a serparate topic about it, but incase no-one checks, go here

http://media.putfile.com/Resident-Evil-87

and listen to this VERY funny compilation of lines from Resident Evil!

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TRULY you just made my day. I haven't laughed so hard in ages; genuine tears!

Thanks!



"No more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops, depending on the breaks!"

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I love the Enrico/Jill-part XD!!


Enrico: Is that Jill?

Jill: Is that voice,,, Enricos?

Enrico: ...........................................................................................yeah?


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JILL SANDWICH NOT JIBBLE SANDWICH.

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"http://media.putfile.com/Resident-Evil-87";

that was about the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Rebecca: Can I practice for alittle while?

lol!

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ROFLMAO!!! That was one of the funniest thing I've ever heard. XD Nice compilation.

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When Enrico gets shot:
Jill: ENRICO! (The way she yells it has me cracking up every time!)

When Brad drops the rocket launcher for Jill to use against the Tyrant. I forget the exact line of dialogue, but for some reason he calls her an amazon.

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I think he said "You're a Amazon, Jill".

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