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How could you not LOVE this movie?!


Ok, this is coming from someone who thinks the pinnacle of television was Mystery Science Theater. This movie was absolutely WONDERFUL! I was rolling from the second the gay bald guy with blue lipstick cocked his head to one side and squeezed out the line "You can control dragons!"

It seemed to me as if this movie were almost made as a joke on people. "Let's see what we can get people to drop ten bucks on!" It was clearly a deliberate and concentrated assault on people who like D&D. Nothing else could describe it. I'm sure it enraged the legions of D&D fans who thought this would be a serious fantasy like LoTR or the miserable Eragon (oddly enough, Jeremy Irons embarrassing himself for our enjoyment again!). They rubbed their oily faces in disgust and threw their 142 oz diet Pepsi at the screen.

I think this film was fantastic. Granted, I would never pay a dime to see it, but this movie on a rainy monday morning while the wife was at work was a great way to relax.

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I too enjoyed this awful movie. It's a muddled story full of bright color and cheesy dialogue that completely fails to convey the source material. A wonderful example of Hollywood socialites not having a clue about the ultra-geeky fantasy escape that is "Dungeons and Dragons".

Though, you would think with millions of dollars being spent, they would have spent at least an hour or two talking to fans or trying to capture the appropriate tone. Instead it feels like a generic Hollywood approach to a fantasy formula, relying on B-list celebrities and sub-par special effects to carry it all.

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they could have as easily gotten an idea of what this type of fan wanted by watching Wizards and Heavy Metal

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I admit it - my parents were out of the house one afternoon, and this movie was on TV. And I watched it. I must have been terribly bored, but I laughed hysterically at some of the lines: "give me the scroll, or I shall kill you PAINFULLY!!!" I didn't watch the entire movie - I kept changing the channel when I got bored. I can't see ever watching it again, but it was such a cheesy, poorly acted mess that it actually made me laugh. It's only worth watching for the amusement of seeing a movie that illustrates every example of what should NOT be done in a fantasy movie.

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Absolutely. If you know what you're getting into, this is one of the most entertaining movies I've ever seen. A few friends and I have a ritual of watching this a few times a year. As far as quality of production and writing is concerned, it's a train wreck, but it's just so fun to watch. Riddled with plotholes and poor attempts to bring Dungeons and Dragons themes into a bad fantasy movie. It's fantastic.

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Hell yeah, it was so bad that I LOVED it. You just can't get enough of Damodar's lines like: "Do not let them escape or you shall suffer a fate far worse than that which has been inflicted upon me!" or "I want them found, NOW!!". The people that made this might as well do a movie on Everquest or Shadowrun.

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Or better yet, a movie on Magic: The Gathering.

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Good movie. Could of ended on the tower after the final fight scene.

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Thora Birch is so astonishingly terrible in this movie.

Greatest. Film. Ever.

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Thora Birch. Mmmmm.

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OHMYGODYES!






CAPSLOCKANDNOSPACESISFUN!

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It's a good movie. Not great if you're looking for a wonderful story in an action-packed fantasy movie (go watch Lord of the Rings for that.), but a fantastic movie adaptation of an average D&D campaign. Also, Ridley's dice were clearly loaded. And Snails' sucked.

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I think it is my favourite bad movie

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"Give me the rod!"

Bad plastic looking elf booby armor, a dwarf tall as everyone else with a bright red artificial beard. Blue lipstick.


"Let their blood rain from the skkkyyyy!!"

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This film made me laugh more than a lot of comedies. I too wonder whether even those involved in making the film, were taking it seriously.

"We're going to take the ATM machine with us to Mexico."

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The best thing about this flick was that it so reminded me of a Sunday afternoon PnP game purposefully left open for a campaign that never happened. I don't know how many times we did that as kids; started a game with some good ideas poorly executed by the DM, left it all open so we could continue with the same characters, and then never got around to it because we made better characters a week later. Nerdtacular.

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You know what would have made this work better? A framing story like the one used in "The Princess Bride." Instead of the grandfather reading the story, though, the frame would be Justin Whalin, Marlon Wayans, Zoe McLellan, and Kristin Wilson, dressed as contemporary college students, sitting around a big table in the back room of a game shop, with Lee Arenberg, dressed as an aging hippie/grognard, DMing (Elwood was obviously the NPC party member along to help the DM steer the characters where he wanted them to go). At critical moments, you'd cut to the players high-fiving or bitching at each other and the DM or lamenting a terrible roll. That would have justified the cheeseball dialogue -- it's just what you'd expect from a bunch of geeks playing a game, *not* from professional screenwriters attempting to tell a vaguely serious story.

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I got this movie from Netflix just to see Richard O'Brien :D.

He alone makes this movie worthwhile for me.

-Amanda

"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in storybooks written by rabbits"

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All that was missing with the Richard O'Brien scene was him saying:

"This is a 3 minute game & it's an automatic lock-in"

It was so like a deadly Crystal Maze game.

Also the Tom Baker cameo was superb.

I actually bought it on DVD. It is terribly acted with some ropey costumes other questionable moments. It's also bizarrely derivative of Star Wars, especially towards the end when the dragons could easicly be trasposed for X-Wings & Tie Fighters, the hero & head evil henchmen fight each other with glowing swords, leading on to a fight with the main villain/evil wizard (who was firing lightning, I think?).

It's such a spendidly stupid, fun, film I don't see how anyone couldn't love it.

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