Travis Pickle

Is a recurring character in a screenplay I have been writing for a sort of Human Traffic/Trainspotting spoof. I wasn't familiar with Taxi Driver growing up, but I watched it after seeing Moff talk so highly of Robert Deniro's Travis Bickle.

The star of my as yet unnamed spoof is Lipton, a sort of haphazard version of Trainspotting's Renton, who finds that his only 'drug high' comes from shoving teabags up his arse.

Expect to see it at a cinema nowhere near you sometime in the next 5 years.


I'm not jesting by the way, I actually am writing a script and already have about 35 minutes of material for a film written down. I'm Scottish and know Trainspotting-esque characters in real life, I also have a couple of Welsh mates and like to mock their national identities on a daily basis. But they are fine with it.


With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this sig with spinach!