Funniest line


Blade: "you're human"
"Barely. I'm a lawyer"
PMSL!

"Don't let my logic get in the way of your stupidity"

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Chupa: Listen schitt kicker you're about a kunt hair from going to hillbilly heaven.

Whistler: Ooooh I love it when you talk dirty.



Utah! Get me two.

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Yessir, I came in here to post the exact same line. That has to be the funniest one in the whole movie!


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"Angels to some, demons to others..... Now you must come with us!"

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At the end of the film, when the vampire goes to the nudie booth, and Blade kills him. I always assumed he would use them to wack off somehow, since vamps can regenerate. What do you guys think?

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It's a sex joke. If you did not get it, you are probably too young to even be here.

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Can you blush, *beep*

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Scud: What do you think, B?
Blade: Sounds like a plan.
Whistler: What do you really think?
Blade: They're gonna phuk us the first chance they get.

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In the sewers scene

Reinhardt: "We're trying to attract them not scare them off."
Whistler: "Yeah, well not everyone can see in the dark *beep* nipple head what I am
suppose to do?"
Chupa: "Bifocals grandpa try and keep up."

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Priest walking into The House of Pain: "Half of these poor bastards aren't even pure blood! Why not kill them all to make sure?"

Asaad looked at him as if he were crazy and was disgusted! [cheer]

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"as my daddy said before he killed my mom, "if ya want something done right... ya gotta do it yourself"" lolol

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