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Worst film EVER.

"Don't worry Mom, they'll be fine."
"The boat's going sideways!!"

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You're the worst film ever.

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lol fair enough

"Don't worry Mom, they'll be fine."
"The boat's going sideways!!"

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your moms the worst film ever... oh, nvm...

John 3:16-The Gospel in a Nutshell

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They weren't good; they were weak and unfunny.

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your mom is weak and unfunny.

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The Gospel in a nutshell: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. (loljesus.com)

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I thought it was the gospel in a nuts hell.

my god its full of stars

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its true. u are 100 percent right. whenever anyone asks me what the worst movie ive ever seen is i always answer Bounce. I can NEVER forget how crap it was. god.

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haha "your mom is weak and unfunny..." lmao

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*I can NEVER forget how crap it was*

SPELL CHECK.....and GRAMMAR SCHOOL...lol

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."-George Bush
a.k.a retard?

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Ah yes, the typical worst film ever imdb topic that appears on most movies that more than 10,000 people have seen.

Bounce was a pretty good movie with a few obvious stumbles, but it's hardly a 'worst ever'...it's not even Ben Affleck's 'worst film ever' and he is an actor known for some prety bad films. Most people will bring up Gigli and Peaarl Harbor. I feel it necessary to add another bad film and say how bad Forces of Nature screwed up and had an ending they didn't bother to sell the audience on. I've seen solutions to giallo films that seemed less arbitrary than FoN. Ben is a ham who mugs too much to the camera, but we must all keep in mind that "Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms"

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If you're watching 'Fullscreen' DVDs, you aren't getting the whole picture.

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Well it IS the worst film ever, in my opinion. Not that difficult to comprehend. Just because it is a different opinion to yours, doesn't make it bulls**t.

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If this is the worst film you've ever seen I don't know whether to envy you for never having sat through a truly awful film or to pity you for having seen so few films that this could be considered the 'worst'.

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If you're watching 'Fullscreen' DVDs, you aren't getting the whole picture.

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Ah yes, you can definitely guess how many films I've seen from that comment, and it most certainly means you must pity me. What a sad life I must lead.

I'll say it again, opinion. Not difficult to grasp, is it? I have seen plenty of films (of many genres before you get snobbish about that as well), and this is the one I consider to be the worst.

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Is that it? Why not give reasons *why* you think it's the worst film ever?

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Because I thought it was horrendously dull and unwatchable. No appeal whatsoever.

Holy crap who knew I'd still be paying for a comment I made 3 years ago haha.

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<<... dull and unwatchable. No appeal whatsoever.>>

That basically describes Affleck. He's personally responsible for bringing down any film he's in two points out of ten. Might have been a decent film with somebody - anybody - else.

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It wasn't as good as it could have been. I was disappointed.

I never smile when I dance


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This one's pretty bad. But if you think this is the worst film ever made, I suggest you check out Plan 9 From Outer Space:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052077/reference

It has generally been regarded as the worst film ever made; and its director, Ed Wood, has been designated by the Directors Guild of America as the worst director ever.

This sentence is false. -- The Zurich Gnome

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No matter what the film someone is always going to say it's the worst film ever made.

BTW, 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' is considered the worst only because people say it is. Actually, it's entertaining because people have said it's the worst. It makes a good party film.

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