fav. quote!!


"What are ya gonna friggin do you gonna friggin hit me?.....OWWW!!!" LMAO that was the best!

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The *beep* salad" gets me everytime. The way he says it is hilarious.

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god, there are so many good quotes:

when rash is talking to bobby about how they don't do someone's lawn anymore "since jeff killed peaches"

"i thought it was the other way around"

"peaches killed jeff?"


also,

"i want half. none of that 50% *beep*


and another one!

"i heard, bobby. i ain't mute" (or something like that)

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"he said ovaries?"

and

"he said overalls?"

just proves jeff's an idiot XD

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Make sure you wear those kiss ass shoes....
Dont forget to wear that kiss ass t-shrit....
Ill mow your yard,Ill trim your hedges and Ill kiss your ass
Opps dont forget to kiss the dogs ass........

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Bobby: She's thirteen, Jeff.

Jeff: Yeah, finally!

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Oh yeah !

Poets are made by fools like me, but only God can make STD.

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Jeff: You see this? This is the world's smallest tamberine...and it's...playin some sort of song and....
Mona: Shut up, shut up that's a violin you idiot!

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I liked 'a *beep* load better then your dad!'

That one just cracked me up. I was laughing for like.. two minutes and yeah, I am easily amused =D

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Oh, I have to agree with that one. It sounded more like he said

a **** load betta than yo dad

I laugh every time I hear it.

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Any line from Bette is great..
Mona: You dont want people going around calling ya Blowjob landscaping do ya?

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The funniest line was like

"Oh, these are the smallest tamporines and I'm playing you a sad song or something......."

"That's a violin you *beep* LMAO

"By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

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Nononono! He's not a sheriff!

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"What a void in my life", song in sarcastic joy by Phil Dearly.


Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don't give a damn.

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