Perfect cure for insomnia

It really is. Pop in this bad boy whenver you can't sleep and I will guarantee a pleasant night's rest by the second act. That's how they should've marketed this.

I can't wait for Do Not Disturb 2: Rome Is Burning. The storyline has the family in Rome, where the little girl witnesses a Catholic priest molest a deaf boy in a wheelchair. The two kids run (and roll) throughout Rome trying to elude the Swiss Guard. They fall into a gondola that's owned by Denis Leary, who sold his previous boat. The next one will have more drugs, more violence, more pedophilia, and more screentime for rising star.. umm, err...whateverhernameis...

"Did he just say funky butt loving?"