Digging yourself out of the ground with chopsticks in your mouth is impossible.
Just pointing it out.
shareJust pointing it out.
shareIt could happen
shareThe movie is not a documentary about self-exhumation.
shareWhy not? I always figured he scratched away enough earth that he could wiggle his neck around, which would loosen up more earth around his shoulders, and so forth until he just wriggled free. I assumed that only the first few inches were chopstick-dug.
shareThey missed an easy joke as Jackie Chan was leaving:
Wilson could have said "but I don't know how to use chopsticks!"