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I can't get the 'I am doughnut' segment outta my head....


...."did he just say he is a doughnut?"

"What? He's American, it's slang, he's a f--king doughnut."

Makes me about roll over every time.

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i always get

"now hans, i vant you to svallow zis golfball"

stuck in my head for no reason. sometimes i get the whole sketch just whizzing round my head:

"but, i cannot breathe"
"i know you cannot. i vill now make you breathe viz a cunning use of... hucha, whapow....etc etc"

and now it's back...

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Stuck in my head, badly;

"We must attack the Queen
Chase Her with angry dogs
That bite her bum."

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Not exactly ... it's 'God attack the Queen; Send mad dogs after that bite her bum; they rip her knickers off, she beats them with a stick'
Why didn't he finish that? I could definitely use that in my growing collection of funny songs that make no sense.

"Damn you, damn the broccoli, and DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!" -Stewie Griffin

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on the dvd, it's actually

god attack the queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. let them chase after her, and rip her knickers off...

the beating them with a stick is how the queen would earn respect and everyone would say "hey, fair play to the queen"...

not that i know it off by heart... no, of course not!


How fast? but.... i don't even have a car! *fondle fondle*

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haha! I've gotten my friends to watch Dress to Kill with me finally, because I've been talking about it for a while now, and we always say the doughnut part. that and Cake or Death.

*I think I've lost my way...*

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*laughs*

I've got a friend who can recite Cake or Death from memory...and she's never SEEN Dress to Kill. It's purely from me reciting it over and over. XD

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Cake or Death is DEFINITELY may favourite piece of comedy hands down! The transition from inquisitior to flight attendant is so natural, it's just brilliant!

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The one I can never get out of me head is the Hitler segment.

"So Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. So that's fun. I think that's funny. Because he was a mass murdering f---head."

And the whole bit before about Stalin killing millions, "Well done there". Just stays with me.

The more the words the less the meaning and how does that profit anyone?

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probably either "A fist, a hand, hoocha hoocha hoocha...lobster." or the bit about star wars.

the death star, full of british actors, just opening doors and going "oh, i'm...oh."
"what is it lieutenant sebastian?"
"it's just the rebels, sir....they're here."
"my god, man! do they want tea?"
"no, i think they're after something more than that, sir. i don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag."
"damn! that's dash cunning of them!"

and then the whole bit about vader...priceless. "look, i'm lord vader, just pay a-bloody-ttention!"


I've got some spoilers. Who wants to hear some spoilers? You will die alone. - Triumph

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LOL! me either, though I could never pick a favorite part of this stand-up show. But the whole killed 100,000 people part was genius. "If someone's killed 100,000 people we're almost going...'Well done! Well done!. You've killed 100,000 people? You must get up VERY early in the morning! I can't even get down to the gym! Your diary must look odd, get up in the morning death, death, death, death, lunch, death, death, death, afternoon tea, death, death, death, quick shower."

But my fav Hitler bash has to be "and he was a vegetarian and a painter, so he must have been going, 'I can't get the...f---ing...trees...DAMN! I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!'" that I think is my favorite line, haha. I can't even think about it and not laugh, which has gotten me odd looks in the middle of class before whenever it randomly pops into my head, haha. But I also must give my thanks to Mr. Izzard for this show because I think this is the only forum section on imdb.com with NO ghastly negative reviews that haven't been deleted by the administrators, haha. Makes me feel good inside.

Oh yeah...and who can forget, "And you say 'erbs, we say Herbs...because there's a f---ing H in it", haha.

Cheers!

Nate

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Especially since he's doing it in the James Mason voice..."I sound a bit like God, don't I?"

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did i turn the gas off?....no, i'm a fcking squirrel.

Tea and cake or death!
Tea and cake or death!
Little red cookbook!
Little red cookbook!
Ciao!

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Sometimes's I'd get up that tree and that squirrel would be COVERED in make-up!

F--king nuts, how I long for a grapefruit.

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For me it's:

"You fck my wife? You fck my wife?!"

"I AM your wife!"

"Dat doesn't matta! You fck my wife?"

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He left a note. He left a simple little note that said "I've gone out the window."

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