THE HAND MAIDEN


I would take the hand maiden over the lady any day!

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I'd take most rocks over the lady, any day. Hell, I'd settle for pebbles, or even poo that hardened over a long period of time and kinda looks like a rock now, but when you pick it up, it crumbles and the inside is still all pooey.

Seriously, that chick has some really plain features, and gross eyebrows, to boot. Blech.

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Here in Scotland dog mines turn white after a period of time, I don't know if it's something we feed them but it's something every kid notices at about age 8. Oddly enough you never notice it as an adult unless you go looking for it, but to be fair if you're a grown-up who looks for doggy dumps then something has gone very wrong in your life.



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Blacksmith girl

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I agree, the blacksmith was also better looking than the lady.

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Agreed. She's gorgeous, and not a beooooootch.

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I'll take both. Plus the blacksmith chick.

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You know it's bad when the handmaiden is better dressed and prettier than the lady she serves, the same lady who's supposed to be the love interest for the wannabe knight.

Other people who saw this film also thought it was dumb that William could have gone after the lady blacksmith as well, considering both she and the handmaiden were reasonably attractive and far more accessible than a spoiled noblewoman like Jocelyn.

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Give me Kate any day of the week.

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