I was at an outdoor mall today, and there was a kiosk selling little remote control cars.

One of them drove right up to me. It was very funny and enjoyable, so what I need you to do is to go to a local gym and ask men to pee in your hands.

Do I need to repeat myself? The car came right up to me.
It it did spins and had flashing lights. I enjoyed it.
Go to the gym, kneel down in the shower, and ask strange men to pee in your cupped hands.