Brilliant Film


Well, at least it's better than Stealth


My favourite bits:

Erika Eleniak's acting in the kitchen scene at the beginning

Ice T's minimalist banking instructions i.e. 'Wire it to my account in Argentina.'

Ice T's video conference with the President

Ice T's distinctive fighting 'style' in the hangar

Ice T's horrible luminous yellow and green 'Mini-Golf' outfit

The bit where the President says 'We need someone who can take care of business on the ground too'

In fact, any bit with the President in, especially when he's just strolling through an open plan office discussing top secret national security matters.




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brilliant film? are you mentally ill? first of all Ice T is supposed to be an ex army ranger, shouldnt he realize that there ARE no colonels in the US Navy? second, what moron thinks there are colonels in the navy? his rank insignia is of a commander. third, i agree the banking instructions were a bit amusing but the only amusing thing in the movie. fourth, his fighting 'style' is crap gangster bull, he's a navy aviator, he should be well trained in hand to hand. and sorry, but a black president isnt even prospected for the near future now, let alone when this movie was filmed, brilliant film yes but maybe for a dimwit

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the OP was being sarcastic!

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I think (hope,wish,pray)it was sarcasm. I ain't mad atcha T, get those checks!!

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I sure hope you don't tell jokes. You have no taste for punchlines. The OP was kidding. Jesus Christ.


So is this like "Plan 9" good? Maybe Ice-T wanted a cult hit, something that could play on Sci-Fi channel on Sunday afternoons.

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"...but a black president isnt even prospected for the near future now..."

BAHAHAHAHAHA

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let's not forget the "be like Mike" line when he bites the guy's ear off

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Better than "Stealth" ? I can think of a lots of things on this Earth which are better than "Stealth". Like intestinal flu… :) Though it might have "Ed Wood on steroids" value ten or twenty years from now, when folks will laugh their ass off saying "What the *beep* were they thinking ?"
But even THIS can't be better than "Stealth". Period.

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It's a comedy! It's one big joke of a film on par with "Airplane"

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But does Erika Eleniak get her kit off.. If not what's the point.

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This post was genius.

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That's exactly why I sat through this movie. I wanted some good old fashioned Ice T action, and was not disappointed!

(I was also legitimately happy to see Andrew Divoff. But that poor guy's rarely in anything good.)

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