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Movies That Make The Item Look Like Citizen Kane

posted 12 years ago by CannibalCraig
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[–] tommy_rawhead 10 years ago

I was about to jump to the defense of Last House on Dead End Street, but then I saw the link went to Last House on Hell Street. I don't think I've seen any of the movies on your list, but if they're worse than The Item, my brain may have repressed the memory. I remember renting Crimanally Insane 2 many years ago, but can't remember a damn thing about it.

One time I tried to watch August Underground Mordum with the commentary on (it wouldn't turn off) but my brain started to atrophy after five minutes and I finally had to shut it off. It might have been slightly more palatable without the director going on and on about what an edgy genius he is. So I guess that was worse than The Item, which I actually sat through. Still, what an obnoxious noxious p.o.s. If I ever run into Dan Clark I'm gonna beat him to death with a frying pan. Because that pissed me off more than anything, that he lived through that scene.

[–] CannibalCraig 10 years ago

Woops, it was suppose to say Last House on Hell St. I loved Last House on Dead End St, though.

Try to sit through Ax 'Em or try sitting through Criminally Insane 2 again. You won't make it far!

[–] gtasg71 8 years ago

So by your reasoning since there are even worse films this one MUST be good ...come oooon this in Dan isn't it ??

[–] MisterFantastical 8 years ago

Yes, that's Dan Clark.

[–] A_Boy_And_His_Dog 8 years ago

Pulp Fiction
Planet Terror
Kill Bill
Inglorious Basterds
Man of Steel