I HATE HOLLY WILLOWING

She stands next to LOVELY Phil every day looking so bored and happy with herself on her 2 million pound a week wages and she don't appreciate how much I ADORE Phil.
He's lovely.I want him to know how lovely he really is. Lovely lovely lovely.
I will wait for him to come out the closet and i will be there for him, and fat ugly Fern and ugly bland Wolly Hillowby can't be. I will guard every grey hair on his beautiful head.
Ok, time for my Dale Winton scrapbook update.

I have many bullets for many celebrities. They better not make me angry.