Funniest quote...


Hi, I just wanted to somehow tell the world about what I think is the best quote from In China They Eat Dog:

Situation : Arvid, telling his brother Harald about his killing of his bitchy ex-girlfriend Hanne.


Harald: Hanne... Who the *beep* is Hanne? Why?

Arvid: She was coming to take the TV.

Harald: OK... All right... Where is she?

Arvid: At home. In the living room.

Arvid (adding): And in the kitchen.

Harald: In the living room AND in the kitchen?

Arvid: Yes


That's it.


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LOL oh yeah i remember that Rock band quote, that was awesome, i LOVE these movies...

- Rick.

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But I killed a whole rock band!
Eh, they weren't any good.

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My favourite quote

Arvid:
Harald, you are a racist!

Harald:
So what, you make it sound like a term af abuse (or however it is translated into English)

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The best quote is "En Volvo"

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I agree funniest part of the film.

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I'm not quite exact, but I think I made the most of it :)

Dialogue between Harald and Arvid as they walk to the apartment to take revenge on the rockband;

Harald: He hit you in the head with a bottle?

Arvid: Yes

Harald: You work at a bank, right?

Arvid: Yes

Harald: That means that you're using your head. So the worst thing he can do is to hit you in the head? What does he do?

Arvid: Musician

Harald: Musician?

Arvid: Yes, I think he plays the guitar

Harald: That means that the worst thing you can do is to shoot him in the hand... And thats actually the truth, he *beep* needs to know that he can't run around hitting you with bottles

Arvid: Well of course..

Harald: You also need to think about all the other people he can hit with bottles.. It's actually your duty to do it...
, So, what are you gonna do?

Arvid: I guess i'm going to shoot him in the hand

Harald: Thats good

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