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If you ever want to see a zelda movie, give me all your rubies!


Alright guys, here's the deal. I have had the idea for a zelda movie ever since I played LttP when I was a kid. And now I've pretty much got it all figured out. I actually wrote out a complete outline a couple years ago on a zelda forum. Since then I have refined the idea. At this point I am just waiting on Nintendo's "go ahead". I'm sure I won't hear back from them because they probably get a million ideas a day for a zelda movie. But I will be marching up their steps in the next couple of months and start kicking down doors till I get some answers lol(not really kicking down doors). Anyways, the reason I'm posting this is because I want to get some feedback on what I'm going to propose to Nintendo. Here it goes:
It's a trilogy. No more, no less.
Link is not a little boy. That's just stupid. How can a little boy win a sword fight. Somewhere in the early 20's is much more feasible.
The 3 games with the most influence were Lttp, OoT, and Tp. Most of it comes from LttP. Mainly because it has a lot of potential with the whole light world, dark world scenario.
Link will speak. Never has a movie worked where the lead actor didn't speak. "You never go full retard" It's the same thing.
Yes the dungeon's should be down played for the most part. Everyone in the theatre will be falling asleep if they had to sit there and watch all that.
I've got a lot more, but what I would like to know is who should play Link and Zelda. I can't find ANYONE to play Link. I don't want some skinny hollister kid playing him either. We need someone who you can believe can kick some ass and isn't goin to cry when he gets punched. And as far as Zelda is concerned, there's tons of pretty actresses out there. We need someone besides a LotR alumni.
P.S. And for all you retards out there who think Orlando Bloom should play Link. I'm goin to give him a cameo in the movie where he gets his ass kicked just to piss all of you off. I like the guy, he's a decent actor, but come on guys. He's too old and has played in way too many movies where he's playing swords and magic. LotR, Pirates, and Kingdom of Heaven.

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