Theme Song???

It changes... Here are a few courtesy of http://www.angelfire.com/tv/enhist/histsong/histsong.html#Theme

Theme #1

Now's the time to watch Histeria!
Just like people in Bulgaria
It's a show that's beyond comparia
Comedy, history, with imbecility! (Duh)
Here's Father Time, no one's hairier
Big Fat Baby's smell might scare ya
Loud Kiddington's yell will bury ya
Have a blast in the past
With our screwy cast!
Meet Pepper, Charity, Aka, and Toast
And Miss Info...and here's Froggo
World's Oldest Woman chases the host
On Histeria! in stereo
Through time and space our crew is gonna race
History we chase while smashing jokes and laughs right in your face
Through centuries we'll meet celebrities
We pay them hefty fees to join our showcase
From Sumeria to Siberia
We will carry ya if necessary-a
Just to share-ia a crazy area
Of antiquaria on Histeria!
We swear-ia, and declaria!
Extrordinaria, is Histeria
So preparia for hilaria
We dare ya to watch Histeria!


Theme #2

It's called Histeria!
The world premere-ia!
We dare-ia to watch Histeria!
Preparia for hilaria,
They love it in Bulgaria,
Histeria!
We declaria, be awaria
The laughter's gonna bury ya, we swearia!
It's history mania,
Get set for Histeria!
We're racing through time in search of comedy
We're gonna make fun of history
With superstars from every century
Here on Histeria!
It's hysterical, historical
Here's Big Fat Baby, he smells horrible
With Father Time, Loud Kiddington,
Miss Information,
World's Oldest Woman
Mix Toast and Pepper with Charity
Add Froggo and the others get hilarity
Revolutionaria, it's time for Histeria!
His-ter-i-a!


Theme #3

[rooster calls]

Loud: Hey, everybody, wake up!

We double dare ya
To watch Histeria!
It's a comedy that whales!
Beyond compare-a
That's Histeria!
You'll laugh until your bladder fails
The jokes'll bury ya
And we swear-ia
They love it in Bulgaria
We'll make fun of the past
We're gonna have a blast
It's time for Histeria!
Revolutionary,
Extrordinary,
It's Histeria!



Addams Family Opening

It's serious and funny,
The baby's nose is runny,
The show cost lots of money,
It's called Histeria!

It's filled with jokes and humor,
And this is just a rumor,
The baby made a pooper,
On Histeria!

[Loud Screams]
Froggo: Loud.
[Pepper Screams]
Froggo: Wowed.
[Toast wanders about as dropping furniture nearly crushes him]
Froggo: In the clouds.

The cast is pretty goony,
And every afternoony,
It's history that's looney,
On Histeria!