Funniest Line Ever


I was rewatching some of the old episodes I missed and came across "A Very Special Blossom" in which the girls attempt to start charging a fee for their services after they save Townsville so they can buy The Professor a fathers day gift. When they tell the Mayor their price of $2000, he freaks out. Miss Bellum tells him the girls are only having fun with him and he says "Fun nothing! I'm no sugardaddy! Those days are over!" I seriously laughed for two hours straight. I dont know how that got on T.V, but I dont care. It was BRILLIANT.

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Oh Mayor...

I love what Mayor's father (?) said in the episode "Get Back Jojo" :

Mayor: Hey, kids! My favorite thing to do is to throw things into the volcano. Try it. It's great fun!
Announcer: You mean, DON'T throw things into the volcano.
Mayor: No, I mean, DO throw things into the volcano!
Announcer: Oh, we lava you, Mr. Mayor!

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From Simian Says Season 6 Episode 9-2
Mojo: 'Control Alt Delete!' 'Control Alt Delete!' CONTROL ALT DELETE!!

From Just Another Manic Mojo Season 1 Episode 11-1
Mojo: I have forgotten my wallet!! curses.......

From Los Dos Mojos Season 2 Episode 6-2
Mojo: You have got to be kidding me! I'm wet I'm naked your sister is wearing my clothes this has all been my plan to rule the world as A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!

From The Powerpuff Girls Best Rainy Day Adventure Ever Season 2 Episode 10-1
Blossom: You be Bubbles!
Buttercup: No you be Bubbles!
Blossom: No you be Bubbles!
Buttercup: No you be Bubbles!
Bubbles: I'll be Bubbles!
Blossom and Buttercup: YOU CANT!!
Bubbles:

From Curses Season 5 Episode 12-1
Bubbles: STUPID (curseword) CRAYON! That was my favorite color!

From Helter Shelter Season 3 Episode 10-1
Blossom: Ok Bubbles what animal do you have hiding in there?
Bubbles: He is not an animal. He's a mammal.
Blossom: You brought home a whale?!
Bubbles: No a baby whale.
Buttercup: When professor sees this he's going to have a cow!
Bubbles: No a baby WHALE!

I watch this show wayyy too much. lol

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what the hell does an orange do?

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"THE WINNER, AND OUR NEW MAYOR, THE EX MAYOR, MAYOR!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/user/Leanashe23

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Some random passerby telling his son: "when I was your age, I was 12" don't know but that had me cracking up

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Bubbles: "Wait, we had a pet monkey?"

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*During the rainy day episode, where Blossom is pretending to be Mojo, and her sister play video games instead of finding her in a game of hide-and-seek. She confronts them, and they wonder just what she is gonna do*

Bubbles: Or maybe you're going to throw your big shiny bucket at us!

"Thanks, guys." "So long, partner."

- Toy Story 3 (9/10)

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The Narrator's monologue from Nano of the North.

"Oh no! A dark, sinister shadow falls over Townsville blocking out the sun! What doom looms over this peaceful city? What evil lurks in the sky above? What horrible, vile heartless force descends upon us? What does it want? Why does it torture us so? What has Townsville done to deserve this relentless mirage of doom and destruction? Have we somehow angered a higher power? Are we to be forever cursed?! Are we just a cosmic JOKE?! (Getting hysterical) What do you want from us?! WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Who are you? WHY are you? WHAT ARE YOOOOOUUUUUUUU?! (Crying) I'm so scared, hold me! Hold me!


(Perfectly calm) Wait a minute, it's rain. It's only rain."

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"Buttercup, you stink! Take a bath". I will never get over that.

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From the episode Slave the Day:

Big Billy runs into the Gang Green Hangout after hanging out with the Powerpuff Girls the last few days.

Ace: Oh hey Billy, we thought you were dead. Deal 'em again Snake.

Just the way Ace was so nonchalant about the whole thing. I laugh every time.

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