TRILOGY ON SALE AT SOME RETAIL STORE IN CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURRI.

SO, I GOT *beep* IN THE ASS ON THIS DEAL.
I HAD NEVER SEEN THESE MOVIES BEFORE IN
MY LIFE AND BEING A ZOMBIE FAN, I'M WILLING
TO GIVE ANYTHING A SHOT. SO I PAID THE $25
AND RETURNED HOME FROM MY VACATION, WHILE
RELAXING I PUT THE MOVIE ON. I BOUT *beep* MY
PANTS, I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAID $25 FOR A MOVIE
MADE ON A HI-8 CAMCORDER. I TRULY HOPE A HORSE
RAPES THE DIRECTOR OF THIS FILM.

"I don't trust that white bitch."
- Chaz Lewis