Read this as if you were William Shatner doing a rendition of Rocketman

Heathcliff, Heathcliff no one should

Terrify their neighborhood

But, Heathcliff just won’t be undone

Playing pranks on everyone

There’s a race to be on top

The competition doesn’t stop

Mixing with the ladies man

Being charming debonair

The gang will rein supreme

And no one can deny

They’ll make some history

And always have an alibi

So join in the jubilee

The cats are great, they’ll all agree

You’ll find in each calamity

The cat’s superiority.

Huh, ah oh, oh ah oh, ah uh.

Huh oh ah, ah oh, oh ah oh uh uh.

Heathcliff, Heathcliff no one should

Terrify the neighborhood.

But Heathcliff just won’t be undone

You should realize he can win it with you!