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Was it just me, or was this movie just not very good?

After watching Branagh's version this version just didn't seem worth my time. It had a few descent aspects to it, like how Ophelia was wired, and the silent movie "The Mouse Trap" was an interesting approach, but having straight Shakespeare being recited by modern day characters seems absurd. The most ridiculous scene is where Hamlet meets R&G, it's like Bill and Ted's excellent adventures. You almost except them to say "like, does thou darest dudes? WAAAAY!" Also... having the "To be or not to be scene" shot in a Blockbuster, seriously. I know it's supposed to symbolize how the small film maker doesn't really seem to have a chance, but this scene just seems like there is someone with a low quality camera making a B rate movie. All in all, I think Branagh's version is way more timeless than this.

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THANK YOU! finally someone agrees with me about the blockbuster scene haha

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No!! It was really good. I wasn't really paying attention to the surroundings, the dialogue just carried me away.

Outstanding film version.

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It had potential.

Sarah Palin For President 2012

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Branagh's version is laughable.

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Don't get me started on branagh's version. I haven't seen Branagh in anything else but Hamlet, and I cringe at the thought of having to watch him again. Branagh's version was truly poorly acted and poorly directed considering Branagh was intending for it to be a big deal.
Now I haven't seen this modern version, but I;m willing to try anything to get Branagh's out of my head.

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I couldn't watch this all the way through... it made me want to shoot myself.

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It doesn't seem like anyone even understood the Blockbuster scene. Did anyone notice what aisle he was walking down? It was the ACTION aisle, and he was walking towards a television screen playing the image of an explosion--the foreshadowing and overall significance (Hamlet deciding whether to take action, etc.) seems obvious and extremely well done to me--the point about him being a struggling filmmaker seems completely inconsequential in terms of the significance of this scene. I can't believe how people can say that hearing the Shakespearean dialogue in modern day settings was ridiculous...the whole point of reading Shakespeare is that his work is endlessly modern, and always applicable to our present day lives and struggles--therefore, is it right that Shakespeare's work need be confined to his own settings? After all, he was writing plays for modern audiences in his day, and set his plays accordingly in modern times. It is the mark of a truly understanding reader to possess the ability to appreciate modernizations of Shakespeare, and appreciate Shakespeare outside the context of his plays as well as within the text of the plays itself. The essence of Hamlet was preserved beautifully in this film, with amazing cinematography and great performances (don't knock Steve Zahn's and Dechen Thurman's performances, that is basically what their characters are like). Remember, despite the successes of Kenneth Branaugh's version, Hamlet is SUPPOSED to be an angsty teenager, not Kenneth Branaugh pretending to be 30 years younger than he actually is. All of the great dialogue is preserved, and the amazing ending tied the knot for me...having the newscaster reading the Player King's speech was a brilliant move, and Ophelia losing it in the Guggenheim, and having Polonius tying her shoes while giving her his famously didactic speech blew me away as well. In summation, Hamlet 2000 is the perfect Shakespearean adaptation, and I think I can say confidently that it is one of the few that Shakespeare himself would be pleased with--after all, it's modern and violent, has an all-star cast, and draws the crowds, hopefully.

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ohhhhhhhhhhh man. THAT was funny.

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WOW, that was hilarious!!!!! Really, you should do stand-up.

"In summation, Hamlet 2000 is the perfect Shakespearean adaptation, and I think I can say confidently that it is one of the few that Shakespeare himself would be pleased with--after all, it's modern and violent, has an all-star cast, and draws the crowds, hopefully. "

You gotta be kidding? One, perfection is assymptotic- incapable of being reached. As for Shakespeare himself, you have to remember that he wasn't writing these works to be done for any time but his own. The lessons, morals, messages, are all timeless. As Ben Jonson said, "He was not of an age, but for all time." But this was just bad.

I mean, you say that Hamlet is supposed to be an angry teenager...how the hell do you know that? Did you ask Shakespeare yourself how it's supposed to be done? Do you have a time machine? Really, because if you do, I'd be willing to pay quite a bit to use it. I'd like to film an equally bad version of this with Hayden Christiansen as Hamlet, Keanu Reeves as Laertes and Heather Grahmm as Ophelia. I just can't afford to hire them now, so I'll get them from before I had to pay anything.

If you don't mind, the "corpse" *STILL* has the floor!

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i think you're an idiot and an *beep* death tybalt.


that is all.

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ouch, make me cry all the way to mommy why don't ya. you have a great face for radio, a voice built for ghost writing, and a literary ability well suited for coloring books.

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Darth Tybalt ... you are right... this movie sucks... and Kenneth Branaugh knows what he is doing. Ethan Hawke was terrible. They cut out most of the play. Nobody sounded like they had ever had a voice lesson or scantion lessons. Making Hamlet the son of the head of a corporation completely trivializes the character, making him a whiney trust fund baby with no real entitlement to anything whatsoever instead of a prince and next in line for the throne. It is insane that i am taking my precious time to even talk about this film but the simple fact that you guys think it was decent makes me sad that there are not more discerning voices on this site. By the way... Kenneth Branaugh knows what he is doing.

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Okay, first you say Shakespeare's work isn't meant for any time except his own...then you say it's timeless, and it doesn't matter what time period it is. Kind of contradictory, no? Then you say there's no proof Hamlet is an angry teenager because Shakespeare doesn't say he is...well...is there any proof he isn't? I mean, he's angry, and he's a young man...I'm not taking a gigantic speculative leap here, I'm using my damn eyes, ears, and brain. And incedentally, do you have to respond so sarcastically, with "WOW that was hilarious"? Why not just respond, so we can discuss it, and make this board different than the other ten million on imdb. And good points, Tspeedracr. Oh yeah, and you keep saying these versions of Shakespeare are dumbed down and put into a form that us stupid people can understand. Well, did you notice that this version of Hamlet has retained Shakespeare's original language? There is not one word of spoken dialogue that is not from the original text. How, exactly, is this any dumber than any other version?

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>>I mean, you say that Hamlet is supposed to be an angry teenager...how the hell do you know that? Did you ask Shakespeare yourself how it's supposed to be done? Do you have a time machine?<<

Simply said? It's logical.
One would think the son of the king would become the next king. Why does Claudius, the brother of the former king, become king then? Because Hamlet's too young to be king. Means, younger than at least twenty. But he's older than preteen, cause he's having a sexual drive already.
Another arguement? In the play the mad Ophelia hands the Queen (=Hamlet's mother) a bunch of rue what's a symbol for remorse and was used to abort a child in the early stages of pregnancy. Means, Hamlet's mother must have been at least young enough for the possibility of still becoming pregnant. If we assume she was in her late teens and not older than twenty five, and take an age in which women usually stopped being fertile, let's say fourty, Hamlet can't be older than 15-23.

If you don't like this logic you can simply go and ask at least 90% of Shakespeare scholars.

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But he's in college when his father dies, meaning he could be older.

And what qualifies you as a Shakespearean scholar? I had always taken the flowers to represent the death of her own dreams of having a child. After all, if she and Hamlet were getting down and she was discovered by another future husband not to be a virgin, it would disgrace her and her family.

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Wow. I'm sorry, but as an actual Shakespeare scholar, I feel I must set the record straight here. There is almost no debate on this - Hamlet is 30 years old. Period. Just read the play:

HAMLET
How long hast thou been a
grave-maker?

FIRST CLOWN
it was the very day that young Hamlet was born... I have been sexton here, man
and boy, thirty years.


It's the genius of the Bard. Any question you have, he's already answered - no matter how trivial. No time machine visit to Elizabethan England necessary!

Also - I'd like to add my opinion that the 2000 movie, despite a delightfully surprising performance from Bill Murray as Polonius, was pretty bad. It's as though a rich film school student wanted to make a movie but couldn't write a script, so he "adapted" the greatest thing ever written. The audacity! Now Branagh's version was far from perfect - but to say he was too old to play the role betray's one's ignorance. Branagh was 35 when he played a 30 year old that, due to the complexity and demands of the role, most actors don't play until they're at least 40 - including the actor it was written for, Richard Burbage.

Hawke (although he was not an 'angsty teenager' but, in fact, 30 years old when he filmed this!) wasn't ready for it. But I guarantee you he will be ready very soon; I hope for him that a stage production is in his future - it'd be a nice way for him to prove he's better than this film.

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I agree 99%. Though I did think Branagh did a pretty good job with his performance. And you're right, this is one of those that only the most seasoned of veterans should even attempt. The character is far too complex for any actor to just do. For Christ's sake, he has more lines than any other character (up until O'Neil's 45-minute monologe for The Iceman Cometh). And even that's a role that only two people have done successfully.

Conquer through strength AND submission.

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If you read the actual play, you would know that Hamlet really is supposed to be thirty years old.
In the scene where Hamlet is talking with the gravedigger, the gravedigger says that he has been working since the day Hamlet was born. Then he says that was thirty years ago.
So he is not meant to be any kind of teenager.

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Hello?

Hamlet is not supposed to be an angsty teenager.
He is supposed to be at least 30 years old. See Act V.i.145 "It was that very day that young Hamlet was born" and then Act V.i.150-160 "I have been sexton here, man and boy, thirty years".

I find Ethan Hawke's Hamlet too passive, too soft. He lacks the underlying rage called for in the role. Check out Mel Gibson's Hamlet (1990) directed by Franco Zeffereli and also the Laurence Olivier 1948 version.

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actually, Hamlet is supposed to be 30 years old. i know that wasnt the point of what you wrote, i just thought i'd point it out.

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If you have actually read Hamlet, you would know that Hamlet is supposed to be 30, and Branagh was only a few years older than that when he played the part. He is NOT meant to be a teenager, despite his petulance and moodiness.

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Well, at least the first syllable of your nickname is correct: you are definitely a hack. What you know about Shakespeare, his life, his plays, especially Hamlet as drama, you could put in your eye and still have perfect vision. You are virtually beyond help. Ethan Hawke is no Hamlet; he cannot act, he has no understanding of Hamlet's character, and he should stick to playing pretty boys and inept preppies, as he did in "Dead Poets Society." New York City is neither Elsinore nor Denmark in any manifestation; Baz Luhrman's R&J was much better suited to modern-day Miami than Hamlet is to NYC. Moving the play out of Elsinore is a huge mistake. Do you know why Shakespeare set the play in Denmark rather than in Elizabethan London? Do you really think New York City is a reasonable locale for this play? If you think so, then you really are a blithering idiot. Please keep your opinions to yourself until you have a decent education in both film studies and Shakespeare studies. Until you do, your opinions are worthless.

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Completely agree about the Blockbuster scene. Also it's quite ingenious social commentary - "oppressor's wrong, pangs of dispriz'd love, law's delay, insolence of office," et cetera, are all the trite tragedies in films nowadays, yet we rent them and watch them like robots, "los[ing] the name of action."


Having your book made into a movie is like seeing your oxen made into bouillon cubes. -John LeCarre

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This just seemed like a big budget snuff film to me. The script took out all of Shakespeare's irony and sarcastic humor that to me made it very good. Where was the ever pleasing suck up of Osric and Polonius? Where were the grave diggers that helped Hamlet and the audience realize that suicide wasn't the answer, showing us the light heartedness and then importance of death?

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Oh god. Another classicial moron who can't, possibly stretch his imagination enough to accept shakespear in the modern world. How exciting and different. But then, I guess exciting and different don't really work for you so I shouldn't really be commenting. I think this is an amazing adaption and that it deserves so much more credit than it gets. This movie is why I love hamlet. Jesus, next your going to tell me Baz Lurmen's (sp?) romeo and juliet was rediculous. I hate the average.

"Every living creature on earth dies alone."
~Donnie Darko

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and that would make you a pretentious reject who doesn't understand shakespeare until someone does it in a way that he understands. the kind of person who wouldn't come to appreciate A Midsummer Night's Dream until John Woo directed it and Puck nails Titania with a bazooka, and Piramus and Thisbe (the play within the play) is nothing more than a Pixar-esque computer animation featuring Vin Deisel and Anna Nicole Smith.

You know what I hate? What do you call those tall midgets? Oh yeah, people.

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Okay, first you say Shakespeare's work isn't meant for any time except his own...then you say it's timeless, and it doesn't matter what time period it is. Kind of contradictory, no? Then you say there's no proof Hamlet is an angry teenager because Shakespeare doesn't say he is...well...is there any proof he isn't? I mean, he's angry, and he's a young man...I'm not taking a gigantic speculative leap here, I'm using my damn eyes, ears, and brain. And incedentally, do you have to respond so sarcastically, with "WOW that was hilarious"? Why not just respond, so we can discuss it, and make this board different than the other ten million on imdb. And good points, Tspeedracr.

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Posted the same thing twice. Ouch.

When I said that Shakespeare's work wasn't written for any time other than his own, I was under the assumption that anyone on this page would have even the most basic understanding that Shakespeare didn't write plays so that they could be published or continually produced. He didn't make a dime (or should I say pence) from the folios or quartos. He wrote plays so that they could be immediatly performed by his theater company, not to live as the greatest playwrite of all time.

The messages are timeless- in Hamlet, is it better to stir up a bee's nest of trouble to see justice done or sit back and let everything straighten itself out naturally. "Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?" So no, it wasn't contradictory.

RE: How Hamlet should be portrayed. That is up to the director. Sometimes he's crazy (I saw a production that featured a post WWI era-Hamlet that was shell shocked) and sometimes he's feigning it to get to the bottom of everything. Any director that does this play (and the actor as well, for that matter) needs to decide these kinds of things.

I'm not saying updates are bad, I'm saying this film was bad. I loved Romeo+Juliet. In this film, certain liberties were taken with the script that I didn't particularly like. There were parts that were cut that I think are too important to leave on the cutting room floor like it's the backstory to a minor character in some coming-of-age teen drama.

And we "classical morons" don't like being hit in the face with the subtleties of Shakespeare. That's why we like Shakespeare. We don't want some director to come at us with the underlying facts of the Bard's work for the sake of you idiots who are too dumb to catch on or so that it can be sold to some teenage girl with a thing for someone like Ethan Hawke. If you want to tell me that I'm wrong, tell me you understood this when you watched a live performance of it, or better yet when you read it in your spare time, rather than the latest thing Jackie Collins puked up.

OK, quick question. Why is the emergence of the grave diggers in Act V? Just think about it, if you understand anything about Shakespeare. Otherwise, go watch the latest Cruel Intentions sequel and leave the intelligent works to us "classical morons."

"If my shadow has offended, think but this and all is mended. That you have but slumbered there whilst this entry did appear. And your weak and idle theme, no more yielding than a dream. Morons, do not reprehend, if you reply, I will upend."

I can keep doing that all day, and you don't even know what play I'm doing.

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Alright, well the fact that you like "Romeo+Juliet" actually makes me feel much better. Still I can't really get over the fact that your so personally injured by any small liberties the directly made with the script. I think yes, sometimes they're a bit much and probably not what Shakespear intended but SO WHAT? He's dead. Speaking of Shakespear, you say he had no intention of becoming famous, I must disagree, anyone with a career in entertainment wants fame, I'm sticking to that.

As for parts cut out of the play, the only part that I think should have been left in was the part when Laertes sort of apologizes to Hamlet after he kills him, that... should have been left in.

But honestly, the rest was so good, it made it more believable, and updating Hamlet only proves more that regardless of what the original playwrite may have intended, Hamlet is a timeless play. Not just it's messages, but the actual words. To say that a play's message is timeless is really not saying anything at all, especially about Hamlet because there are so many different, general messages in the play that obviously these messages are timeless, idea's cannot be dated, they are old as dirt. For a play to be timeless more than just the morals and values that seem to be advertised in the works must be able to withstand a few years.

As for asking us fans to prove our intelligence to you, or instead go watch what was it, "the next cruel intentions sequal" gimme a break man. Just because people disagree with you doesn't mean they're not as smart, in this case it actually just means they have minds that are open to new and yes, different things. As for we "idiots" too dumb to catch on? You're so right, when I read the play I didn't hear that awsome original score they played in the movie, nor did I see the scene where Bill Murrey (as polonius) wires Ophelia (Julia Styles) I guess I just can't get the subtext of shakespear the way that you can? I think it's the little things that are added, the scenes from other movies, the music and all the other clever little add-ins that make this movie so excellent, not the fact that it spells out Shakespear, because really any preformed play will spell out the play for its audience. Alright, that's it for now.
"Every living creature on earth dies alone."
~Donnie Darko

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"Small liberties"?!!!

You gotta be kidding. Cutting out the entire grave digger scene, having Laertes shoot Hamlet, and turning the mousetrap into some crappy indie film are not small liberties.

Even then, I would say that you don't take small liberties William Shakespeare. You take small liberties with Dean Koontz, Michael Crichton or Steven King. You take small liberties when you adapt a comic book, cartoon or video game. But the greatest writer of the language? Other languages have there masters (Moliere in French, Hauptman in German, and Lorca in Spanish) and the various countries that speak those languages wouldn't put up with this much of an adaptation.

Films like this make Americans (and yes, I am one) look too stupid to understand the very language they speak.

And I didn't say that Shakespeare didn't want to be famous. I said that he didn't write plays to have them published. He didn't make any money. And I don't know for sure if he was penning "To be or not to be," and thinking in the back of his head "They'll never forget me after this!"

Oh what fools these mortals be!

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Close minded. So closed.

"Every living creature on earth dies alone."
~Donnie Darko

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Yeah...so closed, so sad

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So sad? No, what is so sad is that you're going to claim to like a movie based on a script by somebody and then not even know what the F@%$ he wrote in the first place. Seriously. Read a damn book once in a while.

PS. That's your response? Come on! (Me dai! Shi pal sea-kya! There's two different languages there, and one of them doesn't translate to the latin alphabet athat all.) Give me one reason why I'm wrong, don't just call me closed minded! I told you what I thought of your opinion, which I think to be more closed-minded. But anyway, go ahead! Tell me why that's so closed-minded!

Oh what fools these mortals be!

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I can see that were not going to get through to a person who has a Shakespearean name in his handle. Quite laughable, I might add.

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Better than having a thirty year old Dungeons & Dragons handle, loser.

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Seeing that you're up on your D and D history that makes you more of a loser than me. I'll admit I'm not perfect, but you knowing that takes the cake. I got my handle from a crappy movie made in the 90's. This whole D and D thing, no clue what you're talking about. Haha . . .

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I don't do the whole D & D thing. But you have to be a friggin' idiot not to know that it's out there. But your name does reek of some sort of fanstasy/vampires/crap that can only be ascribed to a total nerd.

But we're a bit off point, aren't we? I guess my point is, 5 directors direct Jurassic Park, and you would praise one and hate another. But Michael Crichton isn't Shakespeare is he? Shakespeare wrote for the stage of his time... with truths that are universally acceptable, though not necessarily always culturally adaptable.


Oh well, that's enough for me, beers to drink, people to see.

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I do agree this film left too much out (like the gravedigger). But Hawke's performance was different and interesting in a good way (though not as good as Olivier or Gibson, but just as good as Branagh's in my opinion and in a different direction from all the others) and the style in the present was quite effective. I felt this dark urban metropolis hell that Hamlet lived in in this movie was more fitting to the story than the gleaming Branaugh world that was way too pretty to be Hamlet (though it has the whole text and great acting, which makes up for it) and you forget Romeo + Juliet was set today. Quite a good adaptation (if not Zerfelli's though).

BTW most adaptations for screen AND stage take out Forthbrias because quite frankly, the political side was the least interesting of the full text (and I know he was Hamlet's parallel, but it was unneeded in a storytelling sense, but nice to have if you are going to do a 4 hour play/movie) and most always end on "Goodnight sweet prince..." Which is a good decision.

But I do agree that cutting out scenes like "Poor YOurik" and most of Hamlet's interaction with Polonious were poor ideas. On the whole a good movie that captures the spirit of Hamlet quite well and this setting is less ackward than the lucious ballrooms of 19th century aristocracy, again.

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Ethan Hawke is a pretty good actor, but I really hated his approach. When Branaugh did it, he was energetic and believably crazy (as Hamlet likes to make peopel believe). Gibson looked constantly nervous, like he was going to mess up or something. The thing about Hawke's version is he's so damned mopey. That's too much an obvious route to take. Also, it's boring. Hamlet was a great play, although very slow. Remember, Branaugh's version used the whole text. Hamlet was manipulative. Hawke just played it as a sad, creepy kid in the corner with plots. He totally sucked the character dry and even though he cut two hours from the script, you still have to sit there and watch Ethan Hawke mope around for two friggin' hours. Do you think Shakespeare would have ever asked that?

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Man, when something's as adapted as "Hamlet," I think it's perfectly fair for filmmakers to take their treatment in a unique direction; if you want complete fidelity to the letter of the text, you have the Branaugh version, or you can see it at any number of Shakespeare festivals held across the country any given year... I think that apart from some quirks ("The King and CEO of the Denmark Corporation has died"? Yeah, that's pretty dumb), it has its merits. It's a visually beautiful movie and the director used his modern setting to add a lot of movement and interest that just couldn't be done in a period piece (for instance, the use of telephones and answering machines to break up scenes while maintaining the continuity of the conversations taking place).

It just has some strikingly good scenes, for instance, Ophelia, with her mascara running, burning Hamlet's photos in a sink while he rages at her on her answering machine; Ophelia imagining herself plunging into the pool when Polonius says her and Hamlet's relationship "cannot be"; and the whole Ghost scene is beyond ever-loving-creepiness. I never liked the ending of Hamlet (the whole duel thing), but the last shot of Claudius collapsing and leaving a single red streak of blood while the rest of the shot is predominantly blue... little things. This director had an eye for it, and he deserves applause for that if for nothing else.

I think taking serious liberties with an adaptation is ONLY inexcusable if this one movie is going to be regarded as the be-all-end-all difinitive motion picture version (like Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings")... if it's been done a thousand ways from Friday and each one good in its own right, I totally respect a filmmaker who decides to spin off in another direction and try something new.

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yeeeeees... because every actor brings something different to the character. but thanks for posting something that wasn't downright mean and actually invites discussion unlike some others here... i just had to point that out.

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Several folks on this thread have mentioned that the Branagh version of Hamlet contains the "whole text." While I have not yet seen that version, I find that curious. What is the "whole text?" F1? Q1? F2? Q2? Q3? Q4? The Hamlet, Harold Bloom discusses in Inventing the Human, of 1588-9? Or the one of 1600-01? Has anyone ever sat, reliable script in hand (I prefer Arden, because Bloom does), and checked the faithfulness of Branagh's? I don't know that any version of any play produced anywhere is 100% faithful. (Again, per Bloom, "[the play] is rarely acted in its complete form."(383))

As for the historical setting, based on a quick Wikipedia search, the real-life inspiration for the character Hamlet is based on someone who lived in 7th century Denmark. So what is the proper time? Shakespeare paid no attention to such things--Julius Caesar is said to have been performed in Renaissance dress, not Roman togas.

If you want to dislike a film. dislike it for bad film-making, not for its adherence to source material. Does anyone ever say Hitchcock ruined Daphne Du Maurier's story when he made The Birds? Let the source play/story/novel be what it is and let the film be what it is.

Personally, I liked this version. I also like the Zeffirelli/Gibson version. I have the Branagh version on order.

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it's "Lord what fools these mortals be"

if you're going to try and intellectually mock people, at least get your basic midsummer quotes right.



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haha the average don't even realize they're average do they? I can live with that ignorance, but when those idiots have the nerve to insult others intelligence despite lack of their own, I get very irritated. Anybody who doesn't recognize the blatant absurdity of this movie is tasteless as far as Im concerned. nuff said.

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For my final project in Lit, I edited together a 15 minute film made up of scenes from the four different versions of Hamlet you mentioned (Olivier's, Zeffirelli's, Branagh's, and this one)... I agree with you that Branagh's version is fantastic (I love how he interpretted the play). I actually like Gibson's Hamlet the most of the four actors... the part when he kills Polonius is amazing and they way he says "Nay, Lady, I know not!" Like he knows *exactly* what he's done (he doesn't though, fantastic irony). But Zeffirelli's incompitent with the last few acts... he completely destroys the suspence of the film by leaving out the scene where Hamlet tells Horatio what happened to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (the line, about how the King "Killed my father and whored my mother--is it not perfectly right that I should quit him with this arm?" is particularly missed). This modern version of Hamlet has the best use of style and, dare I say, production design... and Olivier's is an all around disappointment.

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I couldn't watch this... it was plain terrible.
I loved Branagh's version ever since it came out in theaters. When I was 14 and in the 10th gade, I thought I would hate it...

No...
I very muched how it was choreographed and how spectacular were the scenes. I didn't understand it much of the dialogue, but I still liked it.

This movie was the reason why I appreciated Shakespeare, which is pretty hard for many young students.

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if this movie was the reason you appreciate shakespeare, then you really don't appreciate shakespeare at all.

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I'm not going to bother with actually replying to every single comment that I wish to because I'm having enough trouble trying to get my computer to post anything lately.

First I'd like to say that the lot of you are less mature than my Gr10 classmates who are mostly a bunch of rowdy, whiny, spoilt rotten, rich brats and hooligans. Where on earth do you people come from?
Yes, I am sixteen years old and a Shakespeare-nerd - I have been reading and watching Shakespeare from the age of three - and yes, I am able to spell words like PEDANTIC.
I also happen to like this version of Hamlet, as well as the older version and the written text (as well as its live performances) is one of my favourite plays by Shakespeare.
Why do people have to resort to personal insults over a difference of opinion? Do we have so little self-esteem, such crushed egos and such tiny self-worth that we have to validate ourselves by attacking others? Do we really think that little of ourselves? Surely if you have any self confidence at all you can recognise that someone with a different opinion isn't a threat - they simply have an alternative point of view. You don't have to agree with it, and they certainly don't have to agree with yours, but the pointless bickering about why the other side is wrong and stupid is exactly that. Wrong. Stupid. Pathetic even. I feel ashamed to be a human being when supposedly mature people are incappable of even behaving up to a three-year olds standards.
I apologise for the fact that this may upset you, and I regret that this may cause some people to react in a negative way which will inconvienience me, but sometimes I just have to share my feelings on the decline of the human state. So if this upsets you, either get over it or have a tantrum and pretend you feel better, because no matter what you do it will not change it what I havve said or the opinion I hold. I have my feelings and opinions and they are just as valid as yours. Deal with it, the rest of us have to.

Now that I have finished my comment on the behaviour of the users who previously posted - not nescessarily all, but a good majority - I can continue to post my thoughts on Hamlet.

I would like to point out that someone misquoted and thus also misinterpreted from the text and stated that Hamlet was infact thirty, which is incorrect.
The correct quote would be:
"First Clown:
Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: it/ was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that/ is mad, and sent into England.
HAMLET
Ay, marry, why was he sent into England?
First Clown:
Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits/ there; or, if he do not, it's no great matter there.
HAMLET:
Why?
First Clown:
'Twill, a not be seen in him there; there the men/ are as mad as he.
HAMLET:
How came he mad?
First Clown:
Very strangely, they say.
HAMLET:
How strangely?
First Clown:
Faith, e'en with losing his wits.
HAMLET:
Upon what ground?
First Clown:
Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton here, man/ and boy, thirty years."

Which would be the Clown stating his how long he has worked as a church official and not Hamlet's age.
Second, in these times it was customary for young men and women to marry at about 12 or 13 years of age (as we witness in Romeo & Juliet, she is not yet fourteen and yet late betrothed) and as Hamlet is a young man and a prince it would be quite reasonable to assume he is not yet twenty, and as unmarried I would not place his age over 17.

Shakespeare was a street-artist really. He wrote plays for the common audience (also the lords, ladies, royalty etc, but his plays where designed to be appreciated by the average-joe on the street) and so I doubt he was really considering his plays living on for centuries - especially since several of them weren't actually written until after his death after which many had to be taken from the memories of the actors who played in them.
However, the themes of his plays are universal, they key into human emotion and action, with some Elizabethan societal skews definitely, and not universal language but they still contain basic storylines which ANYONE can understand. That is where they're appeal lies.
Yet in regards to the language I must stand in its defense: there is so much double entendre and meaning to the words he uses and the way he does so that to change the way it is worded is to lose whole subplots, angles, foreshadowing and even humour and irony from the telling. Just like you cannot tell a pun in different phrasing or language.

Personally I feel that the themes of Hamlet are well portrayed, and in an intriguing and interesting manner. Not only does the movie question life, death, faithfulness, treachery and responsibility, but it also brings into the equation capitalism, modern day values, and commercialization all with plenty of symbolism and of course the psychological elements are very strong.
I think it is a movie that one has to pay attention to to catch some of the meanings, but its worth it, and personally I like thinking films.
I found the characters both believable and accurate representations of themselves. Infact I quite enjoy their performances.
To me the "to be or not to be" scene is perfectly played, as is Ophelia's entire role. Hamlet's dilemma is also excellently portrayed.
As for swapping a kingdom for a corporation, I think the kingdom might have gotten the short end - think about how powerful companies are these days, the really big ones: McDonalds, American Swiss, Starbucks, Microsoft... and countless others. There are so many multi-million, even billion dollar/pound/whatever-currency-you-favour businesses that the private owned ones are quite like kingdoms, if not more powerful.

I do think it would be nice to have all the scenes in the movie, but who wants to watch a screen for 4 hours with no break?
It would be brilliant if they could include all the excluded scenes as extras on the DVD.
At any rate, this film is just someone's INTERPRETATION of the play, it needn't be accurate to the letter, and considering that, they have kept very close to the truth of the thing.

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Wait,wait, wait!!!! First, you insult us, then you critize us for insulting each other, then you critize us again. Make up your friggin' mind.

As for your analysis of the play, especially the grave-digger scene (which by some unholy, unfathomable reasoning doesn't even make it into this version) where did you get that? Your flaming, single, depressed high school theater teacher "who hasn't done a single play since being laughed off the stage for doing a crappy one-man show" dictate that for you?

Who wants to sit and stare at a screen for 4 hours? I DO!!! If it's a choice between doing that and watching some unholy piece of crap that only the most horribly untalented director would dare excrete through his rectum, then yes, I'll get a bottle of wine, some cheese and relax for four hours.

I mean, George Lucas is famous for not spotting talent, not catching it when a line is delivered badly, and writing horrible dialouge (not an issue with an adaptation obviously) and he could have done a better job making "Hamlet: In Space" than what this turned into.

Oh what fools these mortals be!

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I was not insulting you, I apologise if it seemed that way because of my harsh words, but infact I was trying to point out how immature it is that every single internet debate has to resort to personal insults. Indeed, you have just reinforced my point with your "theatre teacher" jab. Which I'm afraid fails to hit the mark: I do not, and never had a high school theatre teacher, so I watch the proffesionals at my local theatre - which happens to be quite well known for their skill in the performance arts, thank you very much.
And I'd like to inform you that it was not dictated from anyone but the textbook which just happens to be the script, and of course a little bit of understanding.
The note about my age and experience was simply to inform you that I'm not some retarded dweeb who "TypEs lyk DiS"
As for the rest, it is one of my pet peeves that people in their 30s, or at least 20s do not even compete with the good behaviour of a kindergartner. My 5 year old niece and my 3 year old nephew are able to have an arguement without having to insult each other - and yet here are so-called grown-ups that can't. It makes me wonder what society is coming to. How did it get like this? Is it because people feel safe enough behind their computer screens so as to not fear that they will have to suffer consequences for their ridiculous behaviour?
If this were a debate in real life, I'd wager it would either have been much more civil or someone would have hit someone by now.
The whole mindset just doesn't make sense to me, could someone please explain how calling someone stupid/ugly/gay/sonofa-----/anyotherinsultofyourchoice helps you prove your point? To me all I see is someone who is so unable to formulate a proper debate that they have to resort to what are essentially dirty tactics in the hopes of making the other person look foolish because they got upset. Perhaps I'm wrong. I'm quite willing to accept the possibility, if only someone would explain the logic to me. As of yet I only see foolishness.

As regards to your wish to sitting infront of a screen for so long, I myself am not averse to long films, but most of the general public is, and aren't willing to sit still for such a time period. Therefore it makes sense that the time would be shortened to something most people can manage by removing anything they can spare - look at the Harry Potter films, fairly important storylines are completely left out. Personally I don't have a problem with the short version of Hamlet, it makes logical sense, but I would love to see a "directors cut" with all the stuff in it...

I think the main problem is that most audiences nowadays don't really understand that much of the dialogue which means that they need everything spelled out visually (there are those who understand the whole of the dialogue, but they are a minority) and this film does not do that - the dialogue is key, as it would have been when played in Shakespeare's day, and the visual cues are subtle, to complement the tone of the piece. This of course causes a problem for the majority of the adience in that they leave not understanding most of the film.

Also, most tend to have rather fixed views about Shakespeare, which would of course influence their tastes and opinions - this is but one way to read the script, there are still thousands more, many even Shakespeare himself couldn't have forseen: like this one.

Are there anymore things in this reply that upset you?
I would like to address them as quickly as possible and set your heart at ease - if that is possible.

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Calling people less mature than "Gr10 classmates who are mostly a bunch of rowdy, whiny, spoilt rotten, rich brats and hooligans" isn't insulting? If I said you were more pretentious than Kim Jong Il, would you find that insulting?

I'll admit, even the best and brightest can act childish on the net, but if you don't like it, LOG OFF! (And to think, that was the least offensive way I could have put it.)

OK, back to the movie; this was terrible! Ethan Hawke has done MUCH better work. Julia Styles has never impressed me in anything I've ever seen her. She's like a depressed Kirsten Dunst (who has gotten continually crappier since a shining performance in "Interview With a Vampire"). The adaptation of the fight scene left much to be desired, as did "The Mouse Trap," and all of that crap with Hamlet's monologues made me cringe. And when you cut the gravedigger scene altogether, you cut what you were talking about when you talked about Shakespeare writing for all people of the day. The whole point of the gravedigger scene is to keep the groundlings happy, which, let's face it, at this point in the play they're shuffling their feet. As Hamlet says of the previous comic relief, Polonius they're "for a jig, tale of bawdry, or [they] sleep." He put that in there to entertain the people in the cheap seats. (Not even seats actually).

I'm not a total purist. I really enjoyed Baz Lurhman's take on "Romeo and Juliet," even though they weren't 100% loyal to the script, but this rubbed me the wrong way so badly that I feel it my duty that any high school, college, or intellectual wannabe who wants to cheat his or her way through Hamlet should know NOT to watch this version. (Hell, even the Laurence Olivier was better, and not only is that one outdated, it's a self-righteous piece of manuer.) There, had to get that out there...

Oh what fools these mortals be!

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I'm sorry it came across as insulting, but bluntness is one of my faults. y intent was to poit out the ridiculousness of the behaviour rather than the perpetrators. The insult was towards my classmates (who have deserved it in ways not thought possible I'm afraid) and I was really remarking that the general conversation had degenerated into something akin to their spiteful and malicious behaviour. Unfortunately my contempt for them often appears to spill over into other areas.
If what you where really refering to was the fact that I was acting like a pompous ass then no. I'd take it as you stating that I was behaving inappropriately for the situation.

The truth of the matter is one should not HAVE to log off. Is it so much to expect that reasonable, mature people can express their opinions without having to resort to dissing-matches?
Or am I just a bit too much of an idealist?

I cannot reply to your statement about their perfrmances in other films for I am not one who is good with actor/actress names and parts.
If we are going to consider who the audience is, I do agree in Shakespeare's day there would have been many a commoner watching, however nowadays so few people actually care for classics and they are unfortunately read mostly as setworks and academia. Therefore those who are watching would not so much be "common-folk" but those who are at least fairly well read and educated.

Students shouldn't have to cheat their way through school. Perhaps if children were taught properly from birth they'd actually understand what "fie" means and could instead UNDERSTAND their way through school, perhaps even learn.

I agree that this version was not exact to the script, and took some very different approaches too, but I believe it did what it set out to do. Even if that's not how Shakespeare, or many other readers envision it. It is a different look, and it is complete in its own envisionment.

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No, the truth of the matter is that some people (not you necessarily) are wayyyyyy to oversensetive. Case in point; my high school classmate whose aunt had a drinking problem and had killed someone in a D.U.I. case. While that's bad, they cringed anytime ANYONE mentioned alcohal in ANY context. That's over the line. I mean, I lost my mom at the age of 11 to brain cancer, but I don't freak out anytime someone mentions someone has cancer, or says that their star sign is cancer.

So yes, the answer is, if you are easily offended, go away. Turn off your computer, disconnect your internet and enjoy hours or hours of solitaire, word processors, and spread sheets. Go nuts on paintbrush if you must, but don't run around telling people what they can/cannot or should/should not say. If that's what you like doing, move to North Korea, China or Cuba.

Regarding the play, yes, few aside from intellectuals (or at the very least educated) will ever watch Shakespeare. (Those being 12-16 year-old girls looking at Leo "'cause he's soooooo hot." Wait, do you girls still use the word "dreamy?") One would think that the intellectuals watching the movie wouldn't want to be slapped across the face with these heavy translations that leave little to the imagination. I personally enjoy rememberring a time when I was reading the play, or thinking how I would have directed that fight scene, delivered that line, or envisioned it in my head.

Looking different is one thing. Being different, not for the sake of art, but just for the sake of being different is idiotic. So many kids have it wrapped around their heads that they have to be different, not because it's who they are, because it's cool not to be like anyone else, and as a result they end up doing the same thing as everyone else. It's the same retarded cycle over and over again until you wish that drugs were legal so they would all die before 21.

Oh what fools these mortals be!

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Liev Schreiber was amazing but the rest of the movie ran like a bizarre soap opera, I found all of the other characters immensely shallow and annoying.

...World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones ~ Albert Einstein

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In V,i, in the lines before he tells us he has been sexton for thirty years, he responds to Hamlet's "How long hast thou been gravemaker?" by telling us he "came to't that day that our last King Hamlet o'ercame Fortinbras...that very day that young Hamlet was born" (145-53). In essence, he tells us that he started as sexton on the day Hamlet was born, thirty years ago. Pretty strong proof of Hamlet's age.

Of course, the idea of a man engaged in study at or after the age of 30 is not unheard of these days, nor would it have been in the 17th century, but when Hamlet's lifestyle is contrasted with those of young Fortinbras and Laertes, an active warrior (warmonger) and an even more active fencer, gambler, "drabber" (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/drabbing), and hotheaded, riotous revenger, the "trust fund baby" image we get from Hawke still sort of works, even with the age difference. Perhaps I've seen Branagh's version too many times (English teacher), but his "mania" gets old after a while, as it does in every movie in which he appears. Not endorsing the modernized version over the (more) traditional version Branagh gave us, as I agree with many other posters' objections to culled scenes, but a different interpretation is not automatically bad. Remember that Branagh also plays with time to a lesser degree (miniature steam engines in Elizabethan-era Denmark?), and remember also that Shakespeare, deliberately or otherwise, wrote drama with very simple stage direction and set description, allowing us for four hundred years to do with his material what we will. Granted, we get the occasional _Ten Things I Hate About You_, but has anyone seen _Throne of Blood_, Kurasowa's take on Macbeth? Or, for that matter, _Strange Brew_, with Bob and Doug McKenzie as the donut-eating, beer-swilling Canadian Rosencrantz and Guildenstern? And finally, to posters in this strand on BOTH sides of whatever you guys are arguing about, name-calling is not the best way to make yourself look smater than anyone else. We should strive to accept, especially as pertains to art, that taste is subjective. Think, and let think.

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Snow, I'm afraid you misinterpretted the line giving Hamlet's age by leaving out a couple of prior ones:

Hamlet: ...How long hast thou been a gravemaker?

1st Clown: Of all the days i' the year, I came to't that day that our last King Hamlet o'ercame Fortinbras.

Hamlet: How long is that since?

1st Clown: Cannot you tell that? Every fool can tell that. It was that very day that young Hamlet was born...

(and skip ahead)

1st Clown: I have been a sexton (i.e., gravemaker) here, man and boy, thirty years.

So, the Clown has been a sexton (gravemaker) for thirty years; and he became a sexton the day that young Hamlet was born. Therefore, Hamlet is thirty.

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