Who wrote the amusing alliterations?
The early American version (Junkyard Wars) with Tyler Harcott & Cathy Rogers was GREAT (until they replaced likeable Tyler with a raving, screaming nutcase). In that series, the scrip was much the same - very British (as in the tabloids). Amusing alliterations about for the crafty contestants etc.
Whoever did write those scripts deserves some credit on IMDb, I reckon!